December 22, 2004

Pubic Stencils - Yes, I wrote Pubic Stencils.

Great name for a punk band.

  • You have successfully posted "Pubic Stencils" to MonkeyFilter. Heheh heheh heh *snort*
  • I read "public stencils" and stared at the screen wondering if Nostril needed to update his medication.
  • No, but he should at least share it with the rest of us.
  • Related: merkins of various shapes and sizes (probably posted on MoFi before).
  • That one confused me a bit. I'm not dyslexic, but for the life of me, during the split second I clicked on the link, I was thinking: "WTF is a Public Pencil?!"
  • And all this time I been using cardboard from a cereal box and nail clippers. Science is good at everything!
  • Why is there a male symbol, not a female one?
  • Mmmhh... if only this could be modified to... no, too dangerous. And the *smell*... bleargh.
  • Next up: Pubic Spirograph
  • I never cease to be amazed/shocked/disgusted/afraid of what some people will think of...
  • .. never delighted?
  • oh, boy... not useful for a deeply under-loved lad stuck at work on a glorious day...
  • So would you use that spray-on Nair to get this just right?
  • Mr.K - isn't a female symbol a right side up male one? Hmm? Though, I guess it's be pointing at the belly button.
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  • Pubic stencils. *snork* Sorry, I wanted to say it too.
  • Some complimentary products and a cartoon
  • And all this time I been using cardboard from a cereal box and nail clippers So what do you have, mj, Snap, Crackle, or Pop? I once (ahem) knew a woman who had a number 3. I recognized it right away as a tribute to NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt. We never had a second date.
  • So I've been wasting my time tweezing. Which stencil makes it stop looking like an anorexic goat?
  • Nostril, how many hours a daynight do you spend looking for this stuff?
  • BlueHorse, you don't know how much I love you. Anorexic goat!!! Guess it's the goatee?
  • This stuff finds me, BlueHorse, this stuff finds me.
  • path - the female symbol is a circle with a cross (pointing down), the male is a circle with an arrow (pointing up and left). The direction hardly matters for these stencils, since they're rotatable. An easy way to remember the symbols is to remember that they are intentionally supposed to be symbolic representation of sex organs. The male symbols is side view, the female symbol is front view.
  • So what do you have, mj, Snap, Crackle, or Pop? Count Chocula.
  • Those aren't as much 'male' and 'female' symbols as the alchemical symbols of Mars and Venus (or Iron and Copper) that have been co-opted for a bunch of things.
  • It's the rhinestones (aka "beauty stones") that make this set classy. Bedazzle that booty! I wish I had known about this when I was looking for a Secret Santa gift.
  • Those aren't as much 'male' and 'female' symbols as the alchemical symbols of Mars and Venus (or Iron and Copper) that have been co-opted for a bunch of things. That "bunch of things" includes male and female symbols.
  • Okay, if we're to accept that the female symbol is supposed to look like the sex organs, is the cross the butthole? The cross is the butthole. Take that, Jesus.