December 22, 2004

Monkeyfilter to be outsourced
  • Analache monkeys?
  • macaque
  • MonkeyFilter. oh... Wait.
  • Tracicle, say it ain't so!
  • It's true. They ask for fewer bananas per hour and no health benefits. And when they retire, we just send them up the trees. In fact, I've got some in training right now. They're typing this ghjczvsdhvzcbnz zc giveusbananananananaaaaaaasfbjkhgusjknvn.
  • I type for Argh. He no funny. Me do good. Me teach you about Maa-Durga. Thank you for calling AT&T.
  • High altitude monkeys. We need more of them.