December 15, 2004

The Power Nap Pillow. Please remember that we are not responsible if you should oversleep while napping and get fired.
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • It takes me more than 20 minutes to *get* to sleep.
  • I have no problem falling asleep at work, oh wait, that's because I work a university help desk and don't sleep at night anymore because of that evviiiillll game world of warcraft.
  • The key to sleeping at work is being able to disguise it. Forget the pillow. Use a stack of files instead. That way, when you get before the arbitration board, you can claim that what looked like sleep was actually intense concentration.
  • SHIT! I thought I had double posted...*phew* sorry...we must all be longing for pillowy softness in this cold winter.
  • Da boss probably wouldn't even notice your eyes were closed if you used the powder pink penis pellow.
  • I do data entry, so I get all my napping done as I type.
  • That vibrating alarm would be a new and interesting way to wake up. I wonder how my dreams would incorporate that one...
  • A friend of mine uses a bunch of stacked FedEx AIR envelopes to do his powernapping.