December 14, 2004

• It happened a lot when I was in college. I woke up after participating in a "case race" with writing on me. Another time, a friend attempted to put shaving cream on me while I was passed out. However, I was not actually passed out. Our conversation was not dissimilar to the famous dialogue from the Holy Grail involving not being dead yet. I
• The Castle Aaarghh! Our Quest is at an end!
• hmmm.. methinks perhaps there is a meaning for the word "friend" that wasn't in use in my younger days... Friends were those that nurtured you, took care of you if necessary, warned you about danger, and, oh yeah, I forgot, encouraged you to poison yourself so they could make you look like a fool... How does that saying go....? "With friends like these......" I know, I'm an old stick in the mud... so sue me! .
• Damn kids! Stacking beer cans on your buddy's chest isn't funny! Painting their fingernails pink is funny! BTW, thank you, Shamings.com for excluding instances of "teabagging." I appreciate it.
• I've never had that happen to me per se. I've always had a body that just wants the alcohol out, and as fast as possible. I rarely pass out. It's weird that it's all guys, but maybe girls just don't do this sort of shit to each other.
• Girls don't get much of an opportunity to write on each other because their bodies are occuppied with probing males when the girls pass out.
• You just gotta love the overt homophobia that passes for the "best of's" on this. I was once duct taped into a cocoon while I was sleeping. But that was high school. People who do this past the age of fourteen have serious issues. Also that weird buttshaking ad on the right of this site is wrong in SO MANY ways.
• I hate how much I'm laughing at this.
• Covering a guy in bacon I thought was pretty good, but really... do they have to draw dicks, and homophobic or misognynistic slogans on people? That's just stupid. The worst thing I ever did like that was a long time ago when I was much younger and dumber than the paragon of virtue you see before you (if you could see me). It was the summer before college and a friend had one of those juvenile, weekend long parents aren't home parties. As it happens, a guy (we'll call him John... which is actually his name) was there that my friend Mike and I had some difficulties with over the preceding three years. He hung out with our group a bit, but he was a nasty guy that wouldn't hesitate to make fun a friend behind his back, or hit on your girlfriend... that kind of thing. At any rate, John got really drunk that night and passed out on a couch upstairs. Mike and I noticed this, and huddled a bit to come up with something. The magic marker thing had been done, and that really wasn't my style. At last, we thought of something. John was this really hairy bastard with wild thick hair on his legs (he was wearing shorts). So we found an electric shaver, and went to town in completely shaving one of his legs clean. I'm not proud of it, but I still get a laugh when I think of the decision process he had underwent to shave (or not to shave) the other leg. He opted to shave it.
• Priceless420 thrives on this crapola **NSFW**
• My little brother spent a year living in England, working as a housemaster and coaching Rugby at a boarding school. He went out with one of the other teachers for a big night on the piss and ended up staying the night on his colleagues couch. Waking up the next morning he decided to head home. He didn't know why everyone he passed on the long walk home through the town square was staring at him. He figured it was just his dishevelled appearance. Reaching home he wandered into the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw that in permanent marker the word C**T written across his forehead with the picture of a giant cock on his cheek. My personal favourite back in the good old drunken ski school days was to shave the eyebrows. A common schoolboy error was to shave off both but I prefered one. That way, more attention was drawn to the victim, as one eyebrow looks even more out of place than none at all. Alternatively, the victim would have to endure further humiliation by having to shave off their own remaining eyebrow to "even it out"
• in permanent marker the word C**T written across his forehead That'd have been a lot more effective if they'd written "CUNT". Sorry. (And all together now, those of you who've seen Garden State: "By the way, it says 'BALLS' on your face"...) Anyway, all I wanted to say was, I'm pissed out of my brains right now and feel in no need of any outside assistance in the "shaming" field. I'm entirely self-sufficient in that category. (It's all mothninja's fault, oh yes...) Off to bed, if I can find my fucking way there. Hee hee. Ooops.
• This was a popular activity in my dorm. I got off relatively lightly - woke up with all of my toothpaste squeezed into my hair and nose and a series of snapshots of me puking in the urinal were eventually posted near the cafeteria. More than a couple guys got the hand in the bucket of warm water treatment. Worst was the guy left to sleep it off in in the lobby wearing nothing but his underwear - on his head, conveniently positioned so that you could still identify him. We also had a rule that you could go home with someone unfortunate looking and not get razzed for it if you "declared rudeness" prior to disappearing. The purpose being that you were acknowledging that you were merely a horny pig as opposed to being so drunk that you lost your ability to make a judgment. If you still haven't had your fill, you might also enjoy passedoutwookies.com which was originally focused on drunk deadhead types. It looks like they are accepting a wider range of pics these days "i feel unusual" you weren't looking hard enough for the teabagging shots. They're all on the hall of shame page.
• flash, that's all I could think of. And Bondurant, one of our sports news presenters went on tour with the All Blacks recently and apparently, after a hard night out, some unknown persons shaved off his eyebrows (I can't remember now if it was one or both). It was entertaining watching the news and working out if they'd give him brow-toupees or just painted them back on.
• Haha that is fantastic Tracicle. Rugby tours are always a hotbed of drunken tomfoolery. And to clarify, he did actually have the word "cunt" in all its non censored glory. I was merely trying to maintain some sort of decorum!
• When I was younger, I used to have a friend named Phil. He was a small man, weighing no more than 125 lbs. His MO was smoking a bunch of weed and drinking a bunch of beer and then passing out relatively early in the evening, regardless of where he happened to be. One time, some friends and I covered him in newspapers and put a peeled banana in his hand, then slammed his front door to startle him. Another time, we decided to cover his hands with shaving cream and tickle his nose. Hilarity ensued. We were extremely high, so we could NOT control our laughter when he woke up, foam covered, ready to fight. Poor Phil. Drunk driver, coke addict, given to binge drinking and vomiting in public places. Ah, we hardly knew ye.
• Monkeyfilter: in all its noncensored glory.
• This was in the news here (Boulder CO) a couple of months ago when a frat boy passed out, his friends wrote on him and went to bed, and he had died of alcohol poisoning by the morning.