December 14, 2004

• I AM VERY ANGRY NOW. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS FPP AGAIN? FUCKING GODDAMNED SHIT JESUSFUCK@#%%{{{{ NO CARRIER
• I didn't think there were enough animal-themed posts yet...
• THIS is news! :) This story delighted me just because it gave me the "see, THAT's NEWS!" thing. Sorry. Journalists have stupid senses of humor.
• That article confused me. First, his name is Mount Lee Lacy? Poor guy, no wonder he has issues. And then it says that he bit his Jack Russell terrier, but when the police arrived it was a mastiff? Um.
• I appreciate it, in that people are not only speaking out about animal crualty, but that this fellow with his unpardonful name gets his a**hole kicked by a more responsive system finally. It takes a lot of abuse to get a Jack Russell to cower.
• *cautiously approaches petebest, offers beer, scuttles away*
• There were actually two dogs involved - the Jack Russell who dickweed was chewing on, and the mastiff he, suprise, was not biting. Or, at least, the guy still has a head, so I assume he wasn't.
• KOKO SMASH!!!!
• $25,000.00 bond? Are you kidding me? And they are charging him with a felony? There are people who think it's a good idea to bite children to teach them to stop biting. "I'd love to vote for Edwards this year, but I bit my dog back in 2004 so I'm not eligible." I'm sending in my Ukraine absentee ballot today.
• Whiiiiiiiiite Trrrrrrraaaaaaasssshhhhhhhhh