December 10, 2004

MonkeyFilter Tagline Thread v.2.0! It's back, and it's better than ever! Exclamation point!

Since we are now a people without a history, wandering aimlessly for the next forty years through the desert that is the internets with nothing to guide us but our own cleverness, penis jokes, and Lovecraftian references, I have collected our precious post-blackout taglines. The ones I could find, anyway. I have not found a google cache of the original thread, but then I'm a moron, so if one of you can work some magic, then that would be appreciated. Also, if I have missed any, please put 'em down here. I will start posting them in bite-sized chunks of ten below. You can thank me for having so little to do on the job by sending me bourbon.

posted by middleclasstool 19 years ago
  • Monkeyfilter: all forum one and one forum all! Monkeyfilter: They live under the edges of carpeting and can be attracted to laundry. MonkeyFilter: Metric buttloads of ego, to an almost comedic extent. Monkeyfilter: We love you, tracicle Monkeyfilter: A cheeky wink will never suffice Monkeyfilter: A fracas with some weasels. Monkeyfilter: Sixteen tons of granite monkey love. MonkeyFilter: Need some wood? MonkeyFilter: Gut check time! MonkeyFilter: Cuz we're monkeys.
  • Monkeyfilter: We got wood for your internets. Monkeyfilter: I never thought I'd see the day. Monkeyfilter: Is this really the best of the web? Come on, try harder. Monkeyfilter: can't we quit freakin' patting ourselves on the back over crap like this? Monkeyfilter: Time to start the cull. Monkeyfilter: Bring on the taglines! Monkeyfilter: It used to be so much better. Monkeyfilter: We have special glasses. Monkeyfilter: In the future there will be no socks. Monkeyfilter: Just be sure you put your peel in the barrel.
  • How about a caipirinha instead?
  • MonkeyFilter: dang. Sorry GramMa. MonkeyFilter: Questions a president cannot ignore. MonkeyFilter: Now Entirely Justified MonkeyFilter: A himp, a gorilla, or something entirely new? MonkeyFilter: Taking the Pill Every Day. Monkeyfilter: It never fails to brighten my day. MonkeyFilter: We bootie fucked too. MonkeyFilter: we are like a rubbery human-shaped holding tank for murky pond water teeming with vile little beasties. Monkeyfilter: Absolute frustrated impotence Monkeyfilter: Well, this isn't much, but it's something.
  • Monkeyfilter: You're either with us or against us. Monkeyfilter: You're being permanently detained. Monkeyfilter: I may have misjudged. Monkeyfilter: I just want the fucking thing to be over. Monkeyfilter: Don't copy my example, kids. Monkeyfilter: I'll be back tomorrow to sling some more poo. Monkeyfilter: Well, I definitely misjudged. Monkeyfilter: Branded as a wicked idiot. Monkeyfilter: Stop harping on it. Monkeyfilter: Step back lest more monkeys get mangled.
  • Monkeyfilter: You can't reason with people like that. Monkeyfilter: I don't know why they whine about it so much. Monkeyfilter: puerile pseudo-banter more befitting a junior high playground. Monkeyfilter: Yes, I'm mildly irritated. Monkeyfilter: Just put a sock in it. Monkeyfilter: You have been warned. Monkeyfilter: All part of the plan to cover up the truemission. Monkeyfilter: Been waiting for that shoe to drop. Monkeyfilter: Now who wants their circle jerked. Monkeyfilter: My two cents? So happy you asked.
  • Monkeyfilter: Reading comprehension that would be poor for a 10 year old. Monkeyfilter: So calling someone an American is an insult now? (the ? is optional) Monkeyfilter: Didn't you get any of the memos? Monkeyfilter: I dunno about you, but I likethat. Monkeyfilter: Garden-variety slingfests. Monkeyfilter: Obdurate stupidity and primitive gullibility. Monkeyfilter: Art/culture/dripping-with-weird Monkeyfilter: The essence remains. Monkeyfilter: It is the way of Mother Nature. MonkeyFilter: includes use of falafel as a marital aid.
  • MonkeyFilter: Please people, leave your penises at home. MonkeyFilter: Paging moneyjane! Paging moneyjane! Monkeyfilter: This site fills a noticeable void. Monkeyfilter: Perverts!!! Yes, You. Monkeyfilter: a treasury of ignorance Monkeyfilter: It's actually a very nice place to go every day. Monkeyfilter: Dirty, creepy little demons. Monkeyfilter: just shit and piss as needed. MonkeyFilter: Like masturbating with a really high fever. Monkeyfilter: The cocaine and whores help, also
  • Monkeyfilter: hold your nose and fling it. monkeyfilter: meat royal tomb sincerity bio traditional grudge MonkeyFilter: Barely pepper paste! Monkeyfilter: Educating simians since... er... a little while. Monkeyfilter: Hot buttery man-love. MonkeyFilter: Why does monkeyfilter hate my cookie? Monkeyfilter: I don't just move the couch out the front door- I bring both endtables with it. Monkeyfilter: I already know better than jerking off with icyhot. Monkeyfilter: wait for tainted skin to slough off before attempting contact with sensitive parts. Monkeyfilter: imagine rubbing your eyes after using bengay.
  • Monkeyfilter: The fire in my pants. MonkeyFilter: shut the fuck up and hide until the smoke clears Monkeyfilter: Less anal Monkeyfilter: Is anything not worthy of a FPP? Monkeyfilter: Glued Between The Two Qs Monkeyfilter: 11 more days Monkeyfilter: I am tea. Monkeyfilter: Term of Ye Link Monkeyfilter: Free link to my... Monkeyfilter: Link to my reef?
  • MonkeyFilter: Try men... life OK! MonkeyFilter: I left monkery. Monkeyfilter: actual living, breathing females and Wendell! Monkeyfilter: veit ikkje ka MonkeyFilter: I'm off to suck some cock now. Monkeyfilter: utterly odd and insular Monkeyfilter: Keep everything as loose as possible MonkeyFilter: I just fact-checked my own ass MonkeyFilter: Fast and bulbous! Monkeyfilter: for the love of God, don't ask how I found it.
  • Monkeyfilter: The vet said it was for his "self confidence." MonkeyFilter: Where a three-testicled-dog story is really appropriate. Monkeyfilter: at war against nouns. MonkeyFilter: friend to all children. Monkeyfilter: A list and then sighing. Monkeyfilter: We are prepared to continue dancing the tango. Monkeyfilter: that'll be the day that monkeys come flying out of my butt. Monkeyfilter: prevents unwanted intrusions Monkeyfilter: The colors are all wrong. Monkeyfilter: For BS news.
  • Monkeyfilter: We've had a few unfortunate posts lately. Monkeyfilter: I was hoping for a tighter grip. Monkeyfilter: I find myself quite ambivalent. Monkeyfilter: Fuck me, Fi Monkeyfilter: Immaturity has no age limit, but we all have an expiration date. Monkeyfilter: I'll show you a monkey of a different color. Monkeyfilter: I keep my credentials in my pants. Monkeyfilter: Time to stop sniffing glue again. Monkeyfilter: More dead horse beating. Monkeyfilter: Makes me feel ashamed.
  • Monkeyfilter: *smooch* Monkeyfilter: My place on the beach Monkeyfilter: Highly caffeinated and otherwise intoxicated monkeys staying up way past bedtime Monkeyfilter: Can anyone tell me what this thread is actually about? Monkeyfilter: GramMa has nice fetlocks. MonkeyFilter: Attempts to disguise an old partner by covering her face and body or masking her vaginal odours with other smells are usually unsuccessful. Monkeyfilter: Internally Compromised by the Carbonation MonkeyFilter: Told You This Faggot Has AIDs MonkeyFilter: I wouldn't think they were an especially scarce resource. Monkeyfilter: Bringing Obscure Movies and Monkeys Together.
  • Monkeyfilter: Same ape, different day. Monkeyfilter: you can't turn off your brain Monkeyfilter: we love like vegetables. Monkeyfilter: Being crazy isn't for pussies. Monkeyfilter: I am frankly paranoid Monkeyfilter: So never again, never again. Monkeyfilter: What other stupid things did you do? Monkeyfilter: I'd rather have the panic attacks. Monkeyfilter: This is so fucking depressing.......I gotta go take my meds. Monkeyfilter: I thought happiness was just a flaming moe away.
  • Monkeyfilter: We like our women like we like our coffee. MonkeyFilter: All those sausage links. Monkeyfilter: BEST SITE EVAR!!!!1111oneone!11 Monkeyfilter: We have the crucial cute gene. Monkeyfilter: Not too bad from behind, either. Monkeyfilter: I liked it best on good, crusty bread. Monkeyfilter: yes, that's right, easy access to the restrooms... Monkeyfilter: Gimme some of those beans--and put 3/4 cup chedder cheese on top. MonkeyFilter: I think having tits must make us stoic. MonkeyFilter: Quick John, tuck him behind your scrotum, and we'll jog for help!
  • MonkeyFilter: Anal Massage in the Fenlands!
  • MonkeyFilter: Crossposting Like a Big Commie Whore For Ages Already. MonkeyFilter: Stealing Usernames And Selling Them For A Profit Monkeyfilter: I think they're all furries or something. Monkeyfilter: It's not all a hellhole. Monkeyfilter: weird anthromorphic desires ...creeps me out Monkeyfilter: now you all know way too much about my internal organs. You're welcome. MonkeyFilter: Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru nana nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra. Monkeyfilter: Not ideological conformity to your competition hard-on. MonkeyFilter: I'm pushing for anal massage in the Fenlands Monkeyfilter: where "in jokes" fester foster that community feeling
  • MonkeyFilter: Replace The Square Brackets With Pointys Monkeyfilter: Relatively information. Monkeyfilter: Too easy to succumb to blowback. monkeyfilter: some kind of girlie swordfight. Monkeyfilter: where modified mouse brains and so forth are commonplace Monkeyfilter: Running off alone with your banana feeling disappointed Monkeyfilter: Beer. Among other things. Monkeyfilter: Blissfully, oblivously, stupidly happy Monkeyfilter: You Cnut. Monkeyfilter: I'm trying to fucking putt!
  • Monkeyfilter: Pass the turducken. MonkeyFilter: I am so very afraid to click that. MonkeyFilter: Pretty please with a moneyjane on top? Monkeyfilter: dangerous and unnecessary thrills Monkeyfilter: Fire in your peepee. MonkeyFilter: fap fap fap fap Monkeyfilter: Damn you, quid. You found me out. MonkeyFilter: Awful. I think I'd rather have it in the butt. Monkeyfilter: Anyone besides MCT care to relieve some of the pressure before I go off? Monkeyfilter: The monkeys are revolting.
  • monkeyfilter: like a minispa for your bits! Monkeyfilter: I feel like I know FAR TOO MUCH about you people. Monkeyfilter: using a very dim bulb in your bedside lanp Monkeyfilter: Sweet dirty monkey nothings Monkeyfilter: Preview is not your friend! MonkeyFilter: caught in the angry glare of a pulsating vagina Monkeyfilter: My ambivalence is overwhelming. Monkeyfilter: I'm totally fucking leaving. Monkeyfilter: a retard's version of a real performance car. MonkeyFilter: You are Retarted
  • MonkeyFilter: menopausal morning mood Monkeyfilter: seeing rabbit oral sex was certainly a memorable moment in my life MonkeyFilter: The One With the Aluminum Head. MonkeyFilter: a trashcan full of crickets
  • Special notice goes to GramMa for being the biggest tagline-spinnin' woman in the history of the whole internets. And if I could remember the creator of the original tagline thread, I'd give him/her credit here too. Please step forward and take credit, if you are not too drunk.
  • What, is that it?
  • *standing ovation* Nice job, mct. At least one of us around here has a purpose.
  • /sarcasm
  • Monkeyfilter: sharp as a sack of wet mice
  • monkeyfilter: cleverness, penis jokes, and Lovecraftian references
  • Monkeyfilter: At least one of us around here has a purpose. MCT you rock.
  • That's it post-blackout. Pre-blackout has gotta be frigging huge.
  • Monkeyfilter: Does anyone around here have a porpoise?
  • Monkeyfilter: I think the "good" can largely be ignored.
  • I ♥ mct. and
  • whoops, last bit got cut off: Monkeyfilter: Pre-blackout has gotta be frigging huge.
  • Monkeyfilter: There must be 57 tits up there!
  • Monkeyfilter: whoops, last bit got cut off. *crickets*
  • *standing ovulation*
  • monkeyfilter: smaller chestbeatings, more mutual grooming
  • Monkeyfilter: Methods of latent impact on the human psyche are no longer secret.
  • Wait do we even have a fucking tagline? I can't see it.
  • MonkeyFilter : Tagline :: Fish : Bicycle
  • *cries with nostalgic bliss*
  • MonkeyFilter: Wait, do we even have a fucking tagline?
  • Monkeyfilter: (((
  • MonkeyFilter: Crazy as a rat in a coffee can.
  • flashboy wins!
  • MIDDLECLASSTOOL: I kiss you. I KISS you. I kiss your hairy Monkey cheek. This is the thread that makes GramMa happy. *sighs of joy Monkeyfilter: Please step forward and take credit, if you are not too drunk.
  • it's like exploding dog without the pictures *boom*
  • Monkeyfilter: I have not found a google cache of the original thread, but then I'm a moron.
  • Monkeyfilter: I kiss your hairy Monkey cheek. blue...just which cheek are you referring to?
  • Monkeyfilter: we can skeletonize a concept in thirty seconds. Or less. Monkeyfilter: the home of Squidranch. Squidranch?!?!?!? Monkeyfilter: Tracicle's coming! Look busy! Monkeyfilter: fair and balanced Monkeyfilter: never have so many labored so long to produce Monkeyfilter.
  • uhhhhhhhh... whoops, I believe I may have misspoked
  • Monkeyfilter: Pregruntled.
  • Must. Get. All. Tags ... Monkeyfilter: Pure whimsy! Monkeyfilter: you can visit but keep it in your pants Monkeyfilter: i've gone all monkey minded Monkeyfilter: Eep! Fire bad! Fire baaaad! Monkeyfilter: mertley fair and forever whee. *wink to FYKshun
  • Monkeyfilter: The colors are all wrong. Monkeyfilter: For BS news. Monkeyfilter: We’ve had a few unfortunate posts lately. Monkeyfilter: I was hoping for a tighter grip. Monkeyfilter: I find myself quite ambivalent. Monkeyfilter: Fuck me, Fi Monkeyfilter: Immaturity has no age limit, but we all have an expiration date. Monkeyfilter: I’ll show you a monkey of a different color. Monkeyfilter: I keep my credentials in my pants. Monkeyfilter: Time to stop sniffing glue again. Monkeyfilter: More dead horse beating. Monkeyfilter: Makes me feel ashamed. Monkeyfilter: *smooch* Monkeyfilter: My place on the beach Monkeyfilter: Highly caffeinated and otherwise intoxicated monkeys staying up way past bedtime Ah yes, I come for the posts, I stay for the taglines. posted by BlueHorse at 12:09AM UTC on November 07 MoFi, you have been good to me.
  • Monkeyfilter: They live under the edges of carpeting and can be attracted to laundry MonkeyFilter: Metric buttloads of ego, to an almost comedic extent. Monkeyfilter: We love you, tracicle prismatic7 has wisdom Monkeyfilter: A cheeky wink will never suffice Monkeyfilter: A fracas with some weasels. Monkeyfilter: Sixteen tons of granite monkey love. MonkeyFilter: Need some wood? MonkeyFilter: Gut check time! MonkeyFilter:Cuz we're monkeys. Monkeyfilter: We got wood for your internets. Monkeyfilter: I never thought I'd see the day. Monkeyfilter: Is this really the best of the web? Come on, try harder. Monkeyfilter: can't we quit freakin' patting ourselves on the back over crap like this? Monkeyfilter: Time to start the cull. Monkeyfilter: It used to be so much better. Monkeyfilter: Bring on the taglines way to go it, Wendell! Monkeyfilter: We have special glasses. Monkeyflter: In the future there will be no socks. Monkeyfilter: Just be sure you put your peel in the barrel. MonkeyFilter: Questions a president cannot ignore. MonkeyFilter: Now Entirely Justified MonkeyFilter: A himp, a gorilla, or something entirely new? Monkeyfilter: It never fails to brighten my day. Darshon!!! MonkeyFilter: Taking the Pill Every Day. MonkeyFilter: we are like a rubbery human-shaped holding tank for murky pond water teeming with vile little beasties. Monkeyfilter: Absolute frustrated impotence Monkeyfilter: Well, this isn’t much, but it’s something. Yup Monkeyfilter: You’re either with us or against us. Monkeyfilter: You’re being permanently detained. Monkeyfilter: I may have misjudged. Monkeyfilter: I just want the fucking thing to be over. Monkeyfilter: Don’t copy my example, kids. Monkeyfilter: I’ll be back tomorrow to sling some more poo. Monkeyfilter: Well, I definitely misjudged. Monkeyfilter: Branded as a wicked idiot. Monkeyfilter: Stop harping on it. Monkeyfilter: Step back lest more monkeys get mangled. Monkeyfilter: You can’t reason with people like that. Monkeyfilter: I don’t know why they whine about it so much. Monkeyfilter: puerile pseudo-banter more befitting a junior high playground. Monkeyfilter: Yes, I’m mildly irritated. Monkeyfilter: Just put a sock in it. Monkeyfilter: You have been warned. Monkeyfilter: All part of the plan to cover up the true mission. Monkeyfilter: Been waiting for that shoe to drop. Monkeyfilter: Now who wants their circle jerked. Monkeyfilter: My two cents? So happy you asked. Monkeyfilter: Reading comprehension that would be poor for a 10 year old. Monkeyfilter: So calling someone an American is an insult now? (the ? is optional) Monkeyfilter: Didn’t you get any of the memos? Monkeyfilter: I dunno about you, but I like that. Monkeyfilter: Garden-variety slingfests. Monkeyfilter: Obdurate stupidity and primitive gullibility. Monkeyfilter: Art/culture/dripping-with-weird Monkeyfilter: The essence remains. Monkeyfilter: It is the way of Mother Nature. (these last two--how Zen!) MonkeyFilter: Please people, leave your penises at home. yea, Flash Monkeyfilter: This site fills a noticeable void. Monkeyfilter: Perverts!!! Yes, You. MonkeyFilter: Paging moneyjane! Paging moneyjane! Monkeyfilter: a treasury of ignorance Monkeyfilter: It's actually a very nice place to go every day. Thanks, Dantsea
  • Monkeyfilter: Dirty, creepy little demons. MonkeyFilter: Like masturbating with a really high fever. Wendell, of course Monkeyfilter: Hot buttery man-love. TenaciousPettle! I'm shocked MonkeyFilter: Where a three-testicled-dog story is really appropriate. middleclasstool's idea MonkeyFilter: Attempts to disguise an old partner by covering her face and body or masking her vaginal odours with other smells are usually unsuccessful. SideDish, how could you? Monkeyfilter: The cocaine and whores help, also Pris, the filosfer MonkeyFilter: I'm off to suck some cock now. no class, middleclass MonkeyFilter: I just fact-checked my own ass flashboy Are we noticing a trend with these naughty monkeys? Monkeyfilter: I don't just move the couch out the front door- I bring both endtables with it. Monkeyfilter: I already know better than jerking off with icyhot. Monkeyfilter: wait for tainted skin to slough off before attempting contact with sensitive parts. Monkeyfilter: imagine rubbing your eyes after using bengay. Monkeyfilter: The fire in my pants. shinything has more class, fer shur MonkeyFilter: shut the fuck up and hide until the smoke clears Monkeyfilter: Less anal Monkeyfilter: Is anything not worthy of a FPP? Monkeyfilter: I am tea MonkeyFilter: I left monkery. MonkeyFilter: Try men... life OK! Monkeyfilter: actual living, breathing females and Wendell! Monkeyfilter: veit ikkje ka whatever, Plegmund Monkeyfilter: hold your nose and fling it. MonkeyFilter: Barely pepper paste! Monkeyfilter: Educating simians since... er... a little while. MonkeyFilter: Why does monkeyfilter hate my cookie? poor Pete Monkeyfilter: utterly odd and insular Monkeyfilter: Keep everything as loose as possible MonkeyFilter: Fast and bulbous! What could Wendell mean? Monkeyfilter: for the love of God, don't ask how I found it. Monkeyfilter: The vet said it was for his "self confidence." Monkeyfilter: at war against nouns. Monkeyfilter: We are prepared to continue dancing the tango. Monkeyfilter: prevents unwanted intrusions Monkeyfilter: that'll be the day that monkeys come flying out of my butt. I couldn't resist--bratcat good one! Monkeyfilter: all forum one and one forum all! beeswacky speaks!
  • AcK! I'm repeating. But, but, but what if I'd miss one? This is my thread. This is my time. THESE ARE THE TAGLINES!! I kiss you, Middleclasstool
  • Thanks, mct and Blue! I've fallen in love with Monkeyfilter all over again!
  • "SALO" is a bit too dark and depressing. "Caligula" is merely perverted. Besides, I'd rather watch a cum-bath over shit-eating any day. posted by Darshon at 07:16AM UTC on December 08 Right, if anyone makes a tagline out of THAT I'm totally fucking leaving. posted by the quidnunc kid at 10:08AM UTC on December 08 Monkeyfilter: I'm totally fucking leaving. posted by Mr. Knickerbocker at 11:09AM UTC on December 08 Alright, let's see the magic happen!
  • Darshon: OUTTA THE POOL, NOW!
  • Monkeyfilter: Eek! I think it's threatening me. I just posted this in another thread, so I brought it overhere for Grandma.
  • From randomly discovered threads in the Google Cache: #2543, 5/20/04 Monkeyfilter: So many taglines, so little time! posted by Captain Psyko Monkeyfilter: Apropos of absolutely nothing. posted by surlyboi MonkeyFilter: Don't let flashboy get his thesaurus. posted by wendell #3 1/17/03 MonkeyFilter: Democracy in Action posted by tracicle Monkeyfilter: Thanks for going to all the trouble Monkeyfilter: "It's vibrates"? Monkeyfilter: I can't do much about it. Monkeyfilter: Hehe.. no worries. Monkeyfilter: These colors are Good. Monkeyfilter: It's quite around here tonight. Monkeyfilter: It wasn't always lavender?!?! Monkeyfilter: Look how cute we used to be! What the hell happened?! Monkeyfilter: I say we keep it. posted by BlueHorse on September 13 Monkeyfilter: The sidebar needs fixing posted by dng #568 1/12/04 MonkeyFilter: matted hair, warts, and that fermented banana odor. posted by Dr Zaius #599 1/14/04 MonkeyFilter: We Like Cock Punch posted by SideDish MonkeyFilter: A non-speculative answer would be more informative. posted by Kimberly #667 1/21/04 MonkeyFilter: The mission is never end... posted by flashboy
  • Found these in a cache of post #3... Ahhhhh, taglines .... Monkeyfilter: Thanks for going to all the trouble Monkeyfilter: "It's vibrates"? Monkeyfilter: I can't do much about it. Monkeyfilter: Hehe.. no worries. Monkeyfilter: These colors are Good. Monkeyfilter: It's quite around here tonight. Monkeyfilter: It wasn't always lavender?!?! Monkeyfilter: Look how cute we used to be! What the hell happened?! Monkeyfilter: I say we keep it.
  • Maybe we should call you Klepto instead of Klepton... READ THE COMMENT RIGHT ABOVE YOURS! (and you missed the two taglines posted by somebody other than BlueHorse) SHEEESH! *walks off in a huff - drives off in a huffmobile*
  • Maybe we should call you Klepto instead of Klepton... READ THE COMMENT RIGHT ABOVE YOURS! (and you missed the two taglines posted by somebody other than BlueHorse) SHEEESH! *walks off in a huff - drives off in a huffmobile*
  • oops.
  • ...and I thought replying to your own post ONCE was in bad form!
  • Houston, we huff a problem.
  • I think the original tagline compilation thread was by kimberley. I must say, though, that reading too many of these sort of messes with me 'ead. Everything starts to look like a tagline. You sort of can't break out of it. Oh GOD - it's starting...
  • Pleggy: YES!
  • Hey what happened to my tagline post? Monkeyfilter: Everything starts to look like a tagline. Pleg, now you know. It's a whole new world-view.
  • Yep Kimberly did the first one. I couldn't dig it out of the cache though.
  • here! (when did the archives come back? monkeybashi and #2, we salute you!)
  • I think they were a new year's present.
  • Monkeyfilter: Have a pint of Cock-punch!
  • I'm adding taglines to the wiki right now. It's going to need some clean up (I'm posting the taglines from my thread and the ones from the top of this thread, but I don't have a lot of time to check for duplicates etc.) Anyone willing to go through them and maybe (if you're insane) link the entries to their original comments would be crowned tagline guru of all time.
  • Kimberly--that is fabulous!! I love it!
  • Kimberly, I kiss you. Meant to get back here and keep posting them, but I never did. *hangs head in shame A wiki page is just teh bomb. I'm not so sure that we actually need tagline posters names unless they want to trademark them or something. After all, they truly are immortal words that can stand by themselves.
  • OK, I was asked at work today to come up with a tagline for one of our new programs. Yes, they decided to give me another chance even after I wanted to add the subtitle "For When You Don't Know Chickensh*t" to The Poultry Waste Management Handbook. That got me to spending my lunch break thinking about MoFi taglines, poking around in the archives, and digging up this here old thread. I present to you The Collected Taglines of January 2006, or, "What Were We Thinking Last Year?" You're welcome. MonkeyFilter: This is why the aliens don't make contact with us, you know. Monkeyfilter: Let's not think about that. MonkeyFilter: Hubba, hubba, woof, woof. MonkeyFilter: You should be forced to focus on those naughty bits. MonkeyFilter: No parental naughty bits were involved. Monkeyfilter: Hot Girl on Girl dolphin lesbo sex! Monkeyfilter: Like alum for your box MonkeyFilter: Fetid stenchole drama MonkeyFilter: Seriously telephonophobic Monkeyfilter: This Time I've Screwed Up My Widgets. MonkeyFilter: Uncomfortable with using the term "representation" to describe the way parts of living things are coupled to aspects of the world in variable degrees of detail and intimacy and latency. Monkeyfilter: Email me and you'll get a fat reply Monkeyfilter: Pistols are pistols and rifles are rifles. Monkeyfilter: Pressed firmly against the erogenous zone of the owl. Monkeyfilter: *participates in war* MonkeyFilter: Cats! Under a motherfuckin' truck! MonkeyFilter: Not a co-operative hemp & soy emporium monkeyfilter: They would make awesome stage props for the band. monkeyfilter: THESE CRANKY GLOWING PIGS WILL DESTROY US ALL monkeyfilter: Does it still work when they are cooked? Monkeyfilter: I've been thinking about it all day and just WTFing about it. monkeyfilter: I never sausage a beautiful thing. monkeyfilter: Oh well, it's not like they'll notice. MonkeyFilter: What we need are more poets and fewer polticians.... Monkeyfilter: Wild proclamations of "Hitler!" and "Orwell!" MonkeyFilter: Be passionate about your political beliefs, but remain sane. Monkeyfilter: A bunch of cavalier cowards with expensive hardware and no regard for human life Monkeyfilter: Not Sorry To See The Back Of Suzy MonkeyFilter: Sloshing lameness all around MonkeyFilter: Get drunk and watch tourists. Monkeyfilter: Doesn't anyone just have sex put down an old towel anymore? MonkeyFilter: Whacking a little hard thing with big hard dangerous fucking sticks. MonkeyFilter: OUR CURRENT DETUMESCENCE IS BUT A TEMPORARY SETBACK! MonkeyFilter: I recommend wearing an enormous cod piece. MonkeyFilter: An overpowering scent can be a big turnoff. Monkeyfilter: Oh, riiiiight, like you all haven't! Monkeyfilter: full of emotion and stirring songs Monkeyfilter: a priceless gift of potential extravagantly squandered. MonkeyFilter: Oh, you poor, misguided, idiotic, foul-smelling, baby-eating, myopic, soporific, syphilitic, anabatic, septrupedal, autorgasmic, coprophagous FOOLS! MonkeyFilter: This is my blog. I wish you people would quit mucking it up.
  • *golf clap*
  • Why can't some brilliant monkey come up with the tricks to search the archives for all instances of "MonkeyFilter: " pull 'me out and deposit it in a safe spot? Or Trac-man can just write me a little script that will automatically take any tagline I post and put it in both the thread and the Wiki. It's not that I think I'm important around here or anything. MonkeyFilter: It's not that I think I'm important around here or anything.
  • Ooh, self-tagging. Shameless, you. MonkeyFilter: I post and put it in both the thread and the Wiki. (Hmmm, a thumbtack a needle and an evil spirit?)
  • MoFi taglines currently being used to guide traffic to http://anal-fuck.sex-hardcoreporn.com/gramma-anal-fuck.html Monkeyfilter: shut the fuck up and hide until the smoke clears Monkeyfilter: Less anal Monkeyfilter: Is anything not worthy of a FPP? Or so it appears, anyway. Shame on you, GramMa!!
  • X-KUZZ ME?!?!?!?!!