December 10, 2004

So what would peanut butter be? I want Gigi Padovani's job. It would look great on a business card. My own take: peanut butter - right; mayo - right; jelly and jam - depends on the type; lemon spread - ann coulter right; honey - socialist.
  • What interesting stuff! How do you figure lemon spread is right, though? I think of little old English ladies putting it on their scones, and that just doesn't scream Coulter to me. Thatcher, maybe. I first tried Nutella in college, while drunk and stoned. Chocolate hazelnut spread on a baguette? Sure, I'll try that! Best stuff ever.
  • peanut butter is NOT right-wing!!! how dare you ;) however, I will gladly concede mayo to the right (yuk!)
  • I agree with Medusa. Mayo is the devil!
  • where does Chinese mustard fit?
  • where does Chinese mustard fit? Above.
  • Chunky PB -- left, Smooth PB -- right.
  • I make lemon spread myself, and I am not Ann Coulter.
  • Imagine my dismay when I clicked the sidebar link and discovered that Socialist Spread != Proletarian Porn.
  • I love good lemon spread. Sadly, it's not easily obtainable here, and the mass produced stuff is a weird lemon-scented-sweet-and-sour paste. I consider it right because it looks good, but when taken into the system proves to be sour and bad. But if Tracicle posts her recipe, I'll happily reconsider.
  • Peanut butter is obviously proletariat food, for urban people who cannot afford meat. It is therefore left. However, venison, while also poor-people food, is redneck and therefore right.
  • Vegemite left, Marmite right.
  • Home-made houmous caused the collapse of the Ottoman Empire and spawned numerous Kurdish insurgencies.
  • Mayo, right-wing? Don't think so. After all, those heathen, pinko baby-killing Dutch love it. Don't you know they even put it on their fries. Besides, mayonnaise originally comes from Mahon, in Minorca. Not quite Ibiza, but close enough. And it sounds French, like Kerry.
  • i would think venison was libertarian and mayo close enough to be swiss neutral with a rich socialist tendency worcestershire? yer wacky uncle who may or may not have money hidden under the floorboards chili hot sauce the burning proletariats foie gras= pure sin and tastes like it *sigh*