December 09, 2004

Crappy Gifts '04, PoopReport's annual guide for the poop humor aficionado.
  • how awesome is SideDish?? I am going to be participating in a white elephant gift exchange on nye with some really sick people who love poop humor. I am SO getting my gift there. should I go for the minty butt spray or the dog poop calendar?
  • ho ho ho plop
  • I particularly enjoyed the portable bidet. Just buy a garden sprayer and (literally) stick it up your arse. The "slip cover" hiding the canister slays me...I can just see myself waltzing through airport security with one of these jobbies. Well, maybe if it comes with rollers.
  • Remember, if you really want to impress someone, take the time to personalize a gift.