December 09, 2004

Right at the beginning of the show the author is heckled and he pukes all over his shirt. You can’t really see this but just when things seemed to be going really well the author is heckled again and he wets himself. The pants are hung out to dry and the show goes on. Somehow, magically, the heckler appears on the screen as a DON’T. He is enraged and confronts the author who then s***s his pants. (warning: all links include movies and are possibly NSFW...no nudity, just language) (This is what new book readings are like for the magazine whose next Canadian publisher is supposed to know about "eating a***s on Adderall".)
posted by jimbecile 20 years ago
  • You don't have to censor rude words on Monkeyfilter. I once posted an entire FPP about the word 'cunt'.
  • We love swearing. Fuck, yes.
  • i don't even know what "a***s" stands for. asses? acnes? this will bother me until i know so someone please clue me in here. i'm so ashamed. here i thought i had such a filthy mind. sigh.
  • I think the word is "arses". Is all this Johnny Knoxvillian chundering, etc., supposed to convince me to buy the book? If anything, it inclines me to avoid it like the plague.
  • eating arses? *ponders*
  • Eating asses. Which means...?
  • googling for asses on adderall "experienced, has the sophistication to talk to big media buyers but is familiar enough with Vice to know about rude stuff like eating asses on Adderall." whatever the hell that means
  • Adderall Why someone would be inclined to eat asses (or arses) on Adderall, I cannot say. Perhaps they should include that in the warning. Side Effects: A small portion of the trial sample population showed an alarming tendence to "eat arse". Occurrence is 1/10th of 1% of total trial population. Still not going to buy this book.
  • So how would this compare to Olestra's anal-leakage? And what would happen if you had Olestra while taking Adderall? Would you then want to eat leaking asses? Eughhh
  • so...is the eater on Adderall, or the ass? There's a grammatical term for this. Which I can't remember. ...I'd take something for it, but someone might eat my ass.
  • I think it just sounded better than "masturbating on methadone".
  • ah, arse eatery. i see.