January 18, 2004

Sweet Release
Women: "Your sexual scent and taste will become a soft sweet citrus that will bring joy to you and your lover." Men: "Your semen will change from an unpleasant salty flavor to a delicious apple flavor." "Delicious"?
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • The FAQ reveals this product's secret weapon--CRANBERRY FLOUR. Brings new meaning to my "ocean spray"...
  • Imagine the confidence of being able to enjoy oral sex Yeah, imagine that.
  • Yes, but how does it compare to Semenex? Check it, now testify!
  • Ahh! I'm delicious! /Oh so appropriate Zim moment
  • It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
  • And you're trying to tell me that this "Oral Sex" doesn't just consist of talking about it?
  • SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
  • i want my sweetie to taste like a chocolate malt, please.
  • this "Sex" you speak of . . . it's Oral?
  • Gentlemen: The secret to getting more oral sex has nothing to do with changing the flavor of your semen. The secret of getting more sex, including oral sex, is getting your ladies relaxed and happy. Really, that's it. Take out the trash, do the dishes, arrange for a babysitter and make a savory and nutritious dinner. It never ceases to amaze me how drastically my libido improves when I'm not freaking exausted.
  • Blog-based research on the subject, via Fleshbot.
  • The experience of being human is primarily based on our senses Bad news for congested, blind, deaf, and mute quadrapelegics out there. I mean wtf? The "experience" of any animal is based on their frickin senses...otherwise they can't experience anything. Plants react and experience life with equivalent senses too fer cryin' out loud--some noticeably so.