December 07, 2004

Santa Claus - one of the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives.
  • USAMA BIN LADEN IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 1998, BOMBINGS OF THE UNITED STATES EMBASSIES IN DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA, AND NAIROBI, KENYA. THESE ATTACKS KILLED OVER 200 PEOPLE. IN ADDITION, BIN LADEN IS A SUSPECT IN OTHER TERRORIST ATTACKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. I guess the FBI's most wanted list hasn't been updated in awhile.
  • Santa took my wallet... got to get it back. Santa Claus... Bastard...
  • I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night. I think she's an accomplice.
  • Hey Santa Claus you (deleted)! Where's me f*ckin' bike?
  • I guess the FBI's most wanted list hasn't been updated in awhile. Or maybe it's all *que the catrastrophic music* A CONSPIRACY!!!
  • *dons tinfoil tocque*