December 07, 2004
I clawed out my eyes, but I can still see!
"FOR THE MAN who loves the feel of lycra spandex on his body."
Never has so much been presented less pleasingly.
[via jwz]
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Jesus H. Christ. I think I'm going to have to cut off my own head.
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Ahem. As an avid cyclist myself, I found that site positively disturbing.
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Few things are as wrong as that. /shudder
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SPANDEX gone wrong.
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this is so wrong.
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Come on, sure there are a few who can't resist wanting to look like some futuristic purple barney you know you wanna ...
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Remember boys, if you want to keep your little guys swimming, avoid restrictive pants...
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... and bicycles ;)
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This is my favorite! The model shots are often far more odd than the customer submitted photos. Someone's living their dream.
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Oh yeah, I forgot this: "FOR THE MAN who has a mind that expands like the fabric"
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silent in the night mind and spirit are as one the purple ninja
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At last, visions of unitards dance through my head.
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Quick, someone post a site with the opposite gender!
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my throat burns a little now from choking down vomit . Thanks for that. ::drinks water::
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AAARGHH!! MY EYES! MY EYES!!
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This man has a rather small penis.
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Puttin' the 'tard' in unitard. Buddy -- keep the superhero costumes in the bedroom, where they belong.
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Ooh, I just threw up in my mouth a little. You know, I had a nice little exhibitionist romp last night, and I thought nothing could possibly kill the resulting high today. I was dead wrong.
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Sweet zombie Jesus!
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Lotta jazz hands on that site.
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Tron fights for the users.
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so very stoned
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I'm not clicking on any sidebar that says "Active tops" or "Active bottoms" sheesh
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Wait, that's not ubiquitous character actor Jonathan Banks, is it?
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That Flash superhero costume might be improved by substituting an oversized belt for the sash, the Batman costume strikes me as halfway cool, and the shiny gold one makes me think of Gold Man Group.
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So, I take it these outfits are NOT exercise wear. Love the Body Bag. Any ideas how I would use that??
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Nobody? OK, you guys are are sick creeps, sua sponte.