December 05, 2004

Life-saving Oreo. For sale. Q: Has he licked the filling out yet?
posted by boonwatt 20 years ago
  • I think the oreo actually had an evil plan to escape his fated end in a stomach, and instead, deviously caused the gas leak in order to set up this exact situation, and roam the world, the wooorllllldddd!
  • The current bid is $4.25. This seems excessive to me.
  • I think the cookie was planning on killing all of them. Dude's subconscious noticed the strange behavior of the cookie that day, and during the night it sent him a dream message (the usual method the subconsciousness uses). Alerted by the dream, dude wakes up, and stumbles down stairs. The cookie here's him approach, drops the lighter, and hops back in the jar. The next owner of the cookie better keep a pad lock on the cookie jar.
  • It always amazes me what people will buy and sell. Premonition takes many forms, why not an Oreo cookie? I think that is cool his dream and craving for a cookie saved him and his family, but why sell it? For a profit, greed? Better yet why buy the cookie? What can you do with it? Resell it or charge admission to see it? It boggles my mind.
  • I knew I would see you again, my old nemesis *sigh* even after double stuffin' 'im old lard never dies bcat: i'm guessing since the person sells so much anyway, it's a way for them to tell the story for a lot of people to see. made it here, dinit? *thinking of many monkey magnets to sell on ebay for mysterious mofi reasons*
  • piglet!
  • oh, magic cookie, please save me from spam and login errors and all lesser cookies and i will cease to speak of your larded past
  • ~please visit my new auction- i am selling: THE ABILITY TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT SOME PEOPLE SELL STUPID SHIT ON EBAY AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BID ON IT This wonderful ability to be amused once or twice by an odd internet trend, then cease to be amused or suprised after the 100th or so time, was developed by a joint effort of my memory and the rest of my brain, in an effort to save "surprised" or "amsued" reactions for phenomena that are actually new or interesting to us and can be yours for a starting bid of $.99!!
  • piglet! I like how the piglet costume actually says piglet across the front.
  • question about item: drjimmy, does the fact that people who use the web for mostly nonweb related reasons leaving their only web expression to be via such pages mean i get free shipping? p.s.: is the insurance included and does it cover the receipt of your grandfather's ghost upon delivery? p.p.s.: do my two cents reach your reserve amount and do you accept paypal?