December 03, 2004

• I'm in the US but I wish I had one. Can you adjust the pressure on them? What about the water temperature? Can you get them with options? Like, warm soapy water, or soothing steam? And warm air to dry off, of course. Maybe a little powder. And a padded seat, and armrests.
• Often, after being unable to justify spending $6 for a few rolls of super-hand-quilted spongy bum-wiping systems, and subsequently finding myself in possession of a 12 roll pack of medium-grade ultra-thin sandpaper, I too have wished for a bidet. But I think USAmericans have trouble with the idea of anything shooting up our asses, be it for health or pleasure. It's our puritain heritage, I'm convinced. Otherwise we'd be mass-exporting sphincter-spritzers.
• tushyclean looks like an outhouse compared to this lovely thing. it has a remote control and lcd panel! massaging action! and a warm air drying feature! it's like a minispa for your bits!
• My ex is from Argentina where I discovered the wonders of a bidet. Both my sister and my mother put them into their houses on my recommendation but oddly enough, I have yet to puchase one. They are quite civilized and are much, much cleaner than toilet paper alone. As for your questions smallish bear, I'm sure the Japanese have something that does all that your request, but a nice one that preheats the water and retracts automatically can be had for about $350 American.
• I tend to partake in an activity that might require a bidet when I get up in the morning. Then I shower. I go through very little toilet paper. As an aside, can you get a bidet that shoots whiskey instead of water? An enema-buzz would be well worth switching to a bidet.
• How about a robot arm to do the wiping for me?
• Hmmm, serious competition for the Fenlanders.
• I found them gigglingly funny and puzzling until I fell in love with the Toto Washlet I had in Japan. Then I bought my US version and work on converting all my friends.
• Hmmm...yeah...I got it...Shower Massage Bidet Retractable Extention Line... Badgoat's Booty Blaster, as seen on TV! *dashes off to Lowe's*
• My ideal bidet would be pepperment oil scented.
• Mr. Knickerbocker, have you ever had peppermint oil on the bits? It'll wake you up in the morning, that's for sure.
• Perhaps someone here can answer a question I've had for a while, without going into too much detail: When you use a bidet, is the idea that it does all the work for you?
• I've been dying for a ShitStick ever since some large woman demonstrated them on the Daily Show a few years ago. Sadly, they're not available for sale on the web.
• I just stand on my head in the shower.
• I can attest to the fact that you don't want peppermint oil on the scrotals, and probably not the anals. Unless you're into that sort of thing. I'm not here to judge.
• I just sent off e-mails to the housemates with the web link and stated that I was getting this and installing them in both our bathrooms. I'm waiting for the response back which will go something like this: "I read that and the beer shot out my nose!!!"
• That thing is like..... wow!
• I'm getting one of these.
• Multiple brushes, I hope. Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.
• have you ever had peppermint oil on the bits? Dang, I didn't think of that. I really like having my ass smell minty fresh. Oh well, I guess I'll have to stick with using bubble gum.
• My folks built a house when I was eleven. In the bathroom, they installed a bidet. It was the first bidet I'd ever seen or heard of in the UK. And I cant say Ive seen one since, apart from in a few swanky hotels. My thirteen and fourteen yr old brothers and I thought it was fucking hilarious. If you turned the taps (it had hot and cold) on too hard a jet of water would hit the ceiling. Fucking hilarious. And you cleaned your arse with it. Laugh! Of course, now that I'm in my thirties, its less funny.
• I wonder if any of these are approved for use behind the judicial bench?
• monkeyfilter: like a minispa for your bits! as far as "peppermint on your privates" goes, there's this gel i used on my sweetie, "Doc Johnson's Good Head Oral Delight Gel in Mystic Mint." specifically made for blow jobs. he enjoyed it!!
• You forgot the link, SideDish. Only US$ 8.95 for 4 oz.
  
• there's this gel i used on my sweetie OK I just wanna point out that sometimes I feel like I know FAR TOO MUCH about you people.
• thanks mare! come on, quid, give it a try! (and p.s., be glad i spared you the details of today's Naked Christmas Tree Decorating With the Sweetie, Ho Ho Ho.)
• Where did you stick the fairy?
• We always have a glass spire at the top of our tree.
• Where did you stick the fairy? posted by Nostrildamus at 01:25AM UTC on December 05 We always have a glass spire at the top of our tree. posted by jb at 02:05AM UTC on December 05 *sniggers* jb, got your card! That is one beautiful library!
• Sidey, the problem with this unit is that it hooks up to the COLD water feed supplying the toidy tank. Not my idea of fun. Smallish Bear: Does the unit you desire have the optional magazine holder and cold drink dispenser? Reclining seat? Your choice of colors? Padded footrest? Patita: Lovely linky I personally think these are wonderful inventions, but I've always had the problem of how to dry when visiting. If you use the TP, it shreds. If you use the guest towel ... Never mind, I didn't say that. Solutions to my quandary, anyone? Sidedish, you wench! You so beat me to it... And THIS will be one of my favorites. Worth repeating. Monkeyfilter: like a minispa for your bits! but at least I get to use The Q'Kid's words. Monkeyfilter: I feel like I know FAR TOO MUCH about you people. hee hee
• i've been taglined! *gush* *warm puff of air*