December 03, 2004

"Virgin Birth" mouse created in Japan Three wise mice seen making their way towards lab.
posted by Koko 20 years ago
  • fundamentalists regard as menaces many birth-related issues including parthogenesis
  • however kinky liberals enjoy the phenom's when we're talking about girl on girl genomes ok... give me a break...i tried... :(
  • OK, guys, it's official. you're now only needed to open stuck jars and kill bugs. the reproduction stuff, we got that covered, thanks.
  • As someone on my blog pointed out, this is just in time for Christmouse.
  • Visions of a Pure White Mouse flinging Himself upon a spring-loaded mousetrap, and suffering there for hours in expiation of all the sins of mousekind to please His bloodthirsty Father. The Passion of the Rodent.
  • Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis, no one move a muscle as the dead come home.
  • OK, guys, it's official. you're now only needed to open stuck jars and kill bugs. I open the jars and kill the bugs in my house. The only thing left for my husband to do is be a pain in the ass!
  • I've been watching the first season of Wonder Woman on DVD, and I wondered how women reproduced on Paradise Island. Clearly, they had a queen, and Princess Diana was her daughter ... but without men, how was this possible? Koko, thank you for clearing up the mystery.
  • Actually, I think the Amazons in Greek myth would take males as war prisoners, mate with them, and then kill them and any resulting male offspring, raising only the girls in the Way of the Betitted Warrior. Not my phrase. Theodicles. Seriously.
  • And the title of Chapter 45 of my autobiography.
  • *drools over Mickey's DVD*
  • ...would take males as war prisoners, mate with them, and then kill them and any resulting male offspring, raising only the girls in the Way of the Betitted Warrior... Wow, that Theodicles dude's writing makes me kinda, hot...
  • They used to cut off one breast, to make archery more easy.
  • Quite so, Nostril: some credit the etymology as "a" meaning "without" and "mazos" meaning "breast" (as in mastectomy); there is some debate over this. Others say it's a corruption of "armour's on". Well, only me, actually. I can't believe nobody's mentioned Stuart little, a clear example of cross-species parthogenesis. At least I hope so.
  • You know, I wondered why they were having a late-night lock-in at the lesbian bar on my road tonight. I feel this story may provide a clue. They used to cut off one breast, to make archery more easy. Anybody know what they did with the breasts after they removed them? Just... curious. A search proves inconclusive.
  • "Wow- Look at the tits! There must be... 57 tits up there!" -Steve Martin on watching a Vegas stage show
  • Anybody know what they did with the breasts after they removed them? Just... curious. A search proves inconclusive. Actually, from what I remember their "coming of age" ceremony was all about removal of the breast, which was not done with knives as Nostril would have you believe, but by applying a torch and burning it off. You know, to show how fucking hard they were. So it probably either went up in smoke or liquified and ran down their muscular abdomens.
  • Tenacious: I don't THINK so. *reconsiders application to Amazon Groups@yahoo
  • Anybody know what they did with the breasts after they removed them? Just... curious. A search proves inconclusive. Actually, they tanned the breast into a leather bra, which they used for the other breast. OMG PERFECT FIT!!!