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December 03, 2004
It's a miracle!
Don't be waiting on Gob to be fixing you up a miracle! Roll your own!
17 years ago
Sweet! I did it the hard way and put Virgin Sammy of the Banana on His Head on Thee Sandwich a while back, as seen
Gob's in his sandwich, all's right with the world...
God's in his 40, All's right on the block. Got my bitch on my lunch And I'm ready to rock.
So this casino pays some $20000 for the idiotic sandwich in order to get publicity. In order to capitalize, it puts up this website, and success!-- it is linked to on monkeyfilter (and possibly even other places). I feel dirty and used.
"Do this in remembrance of me." (They otta sell wine with vanity labels for the complete experience.)
make it into the hall of fame?
Hey, look! It's my penis on a sandwich!!
Hey, better ON a sandwich than IN a sandwich. Unless maybe they're twins. Gob help me, I need sleep.
I feel dirty and used.
I feel like a sandwich. Actually, I didn't realise that was a commercial site, as I'd forgotten the name of the casino that bought the sammy, if indeed I ever retained it at all.
Gob: the holy chosen deity of monkeyfilter
Adds a whole new spice to the term "Gobsmack"...
And once you're done with miracles, how about
relaxing with a nice soothing sheet of bubble-wrap