December 02, 2004

People who Probably Need a Cock Punch. "I will list here for your discussion people who sorely need cock punches. Feel free to comment. Let's get started, shall we?"

I like that his first one is Dick Cheney. (via del.icio.us)

posted by pmdboi 19 years ago
  • All right, own up! Who is it?
  • Hot dang! We shoulda copyrighted that!
  • A lesson to us all: don't get cocky.
  • I just realized that I made a bad assumption in that post: Punchy could very well be a "she." Besides, why should we assume that the owner of the site got "cock punch" from us? It's only a short walk from "junk-punch" (do a page-search). Junk punch sure isn't as tasty, though...
  • True, pmdboi. But damned if I didn't think we'd started our own cockpunch phenomenon. *sigh*
  • Yes, sadly the phrase "cockpunch" predates MoFi... definition of cockpunch (jan 2003) the following people need a good cock punch (nov 2002) cock punch records (feb 2003 - "News: The Pirates Who Carve Out You Eyes and Piss in Your Eye Sockets/Sexual Tension live cassette is almost out.") It was, I belive, Keith Talent who first introduced the concept, in its original, genitally aggressive form.
  • Now I'm thirsty.
  • Why do only celebrities merit cockpunches? I nominate moneyjane. I suspect she might like it. At the very least, she may be able to turn a profit.
  • No worries, though. Let us be proud of our genito-pugilist heritage! My name is pmdboi, and I am a cock-puncher! Who's with me? (cues Rocky music)
  • Quite a rogues' gallery Punchy is collecting there. Wouldn't it be a more concise list to do "People who DEFINATELY DON'T deserve a Cock Punch?" And, I found this image at a site that designs sports insignias. May I introduce: Little Punchy!
  • I am soooo glad that's what a cockpunch is. I was, uhhh, afraid it was, uhhh, like a cocktail. Ewwwww. So, is there a titwhip category? Or would this be pretty much the same as a bitchslap?
  • badgoat, here at mofi, cockpunch is, indeed, a drink served at an orgy. now then. who needs a cockpunch? Good-Cock-Punchin'-Needin'-Tom, that's who.
  • EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! John Madden. He definitely needs some penitration.
  • cockpunch is, indeed, a drink served at an orgy In possibly related news, I regretfully announce that the Cooking with Cum forum is currently offline, due to its overwhelming, bandwidth-sucking popularity. But their recipe book, Natural Harvest Cooking, is still on schedule to be released in early 2005. Thank God.
  • note to self: do not read MoFi when eating a BLT with extra mayo.
  • Yay! David Caruso made the list!!
  • Good to see Dr. Phil made the list. Let the punching begin!
  • I was glad to see George Steinbrenner on there. He needs at least two: one for spending so much on the damn Yankees, and one for generally being a dick.
  • Yay! David Caruso made the list!! *takes off sunglasses, squints, looks at the horizon*
  • All you really have to do is hit Bret Easton Ellis in the face. Same thing.
  • If I was in a violent mood, I'd have no hesitation in nominating Tony Abbott, our glorious Minister for Health.
  • I nominate moneyjane. I suspect she might like it. What the hell?
  • Tony Abbott, our glorious Minister for Health. Why him and not Lexy? Or Bill Heffernan?
  • How many cockpunches does it take to get cockpunchdrunk? The monkeys are revolting.
  • Monkeyfilter: The monkeys are revolting. Best. Tagline. Evah.
  • Yay! David Caruso made the list!! *takes off sunglasses, squints, looks at the horizon* posted by tracicle at 12:49AM UTC on December 03 HA! Good one, tracicle. And, I'll second that.
  • I'm with Nal: waht the hell?
  • Uh...perhaps he meant a glass of cockpunch? I really hope so.
  • It appears that more of our un-trademarked signs are besieged. Indeed, our very cherished appellation is under attack!
  • omg!
  • Is there a copyright lawyer in the house?
  • Jason M. Striegel certainly gets a cock punch.