December 02, 2004

• I don't get it.
• He/they sent me an email saying I was sweet. I replied saying that this was possibly not true. I have no idea what this is about. Something is crushing me like a vast weight. I think I will eat pizza and consume beer.
• eat pizza and consume beer Your strategery is sound!
• Tonight I consumed the following; garlic bread pizza cheesecake pepsi - the bastards don't have coke Here's something; when the pizza dude got here, he looked at me for a second, giggled, and, grinning said, "I know you - you're the g-string lady!" Sadly, I am quite sure I am not the g-string lady, but props to whoever is paying the pizza dude standing around in their lady-ginch. Nostrildamus...are you ordering pizza wearing frilly underthings?
• Seriously, what's with all the weird crap on MoFi today?
• that sounds like one of the best dinners ever, moneyjane. I dunno...nostrildamus is sometimes grouchy, sure, but is he ever so martially inclined?
• Seriously, what's with all the weird crap on MoFi today? And what was that weird post from Niagara all about? The one that just disappeared about three minutes ago, I mean.
• That would be the one I deleted.
• I don't like to be thought of as grouchy. I prefer to believe I am carrying the suffering of all mankind. /laugh As for frilly underthings.. does slightly torn underpants count? It's only 3:52 pm so I'll wait a couple hours then order pizza and get beer. In that time, its quite possible I will don my wife's g-string. Stranger things have happened.
• tracicle is active It's like the coming of the Mosiach
• THIS IS NOSTRIL DA MOOSE. Bullshit Internet Bullshit
• Okay, I'm stupid and don't get it. What and the hell is this post? (Or is it "What in the hell"?)
• I don't really understand what's going on in this thread, but I suspect it makes less sense than the rest of the internets. Oh, I'm eating pizza, too, but I'm not wearing any panties.
• but I'm not wearing any panties. there goes the neighbourhood ;)
• Ironic, then, that he's called Mr. Knickers.
• bullshit internet bullshit is the new dear ouchkit
• Gee, I'm glad I found monkeyfilter. When I read stuff like this, it just makes me feel warm all over. Now I think I'll go make pizza for breakfast and have a few warm beers... Without any underwear.
• No, this is Nostrildamus
• Goddammit!!!
• On first glance, I thought that said "Inhale the Furby, dude." Dude, I gotta stop drinking.
• Attention, Holiday Shoppers: There is a Nostrildamus figurine available, with "a heart of gold" even!
• I am experiencing fear.
• And slight nausea.
• Um, what?
• Nostril Dames. /got nothin'
• Ok, the figurine is creepy. I think its the nasty nails that does it. brrrr
• nails that do it.
• No, I am Nostrildamus!
• "Will the real Nostrildamus please stand up?" This phrase predates Eminem, for you youngsters out there.
• I'm Nostrildamus!
• I'm Nostrildamus!
• is this one of those threads where we make up sentences from the letters of the last word? or something like that? *confused*
• Nostrildamus is a squid
• ok
• The Nostril Picker
• ...does slightly torn underpants count? Always.
• I'm wearing panties but they're on my head.
• this thread is very silly. hence, i have somewhere to put this link what is not worthy of an fpp anywhere. Just because I am amused by the title: Injured Butt ruled out until 2005. ehehehehehehe*snawrk*
• I am wearing the panties of those that don't wear their own panties.
• I am wearing month-of-the-year panties.
• wtf
• I'm still wearing my bullet-proof and flame resistant Y2K panties.
• How come this thread doesn't make any sense?
• That's like asking, "What is the sound of one panty clapping?"
• To hazard a guess: fap fap fap...?
• I'm wearing girl's glasses. /buries Name That Itch's comment in the yard next too Tubgirl and the Harlequin Fetus