December 01, 2004

Bananaguard. For the monkey who has everything.
posted by sexyrobot 19 years ago
  • Seems like it's not available in the U.S. Why oh why do Canadians hate us 'mericans so much? Why do they force us to leave our nanners unguarded?
  • There are a few shops in Vancouver who are selling it Zanshin - maybe one of them will ship to the USA.
  • Although a search says different, this is a double.
  • Ah, the good ole Bananaguard. This post may belong in this section with a guy in a hole wearing a wedding dress. ;)
  • I had a banana. It had no guard. Oh why is my 'nana disembodied? Oh why is my 'nana so alone? I asked my granma ['Cause she's my bard] Oh why is my 'nana disembodied? Oh why is my 'nana so alone? Bitch, said my granma: [Good god, she's hard] Child, nothing's disembodied, Or unpeeled! You're spared! You're a girl! said Granma. You've yet to be pared.
  • actually mexican this was one of those ones like the guy who dug a hole and the guy selling his ex-wife's dress that was posted so many times we found a word for it. Wish I could remember what it was . . . oh well. welcome sexyrobot!
  • See, now for the last hour in my head, I've been hearing Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Bananaguard! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Bananaguard!
  • DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Bananaguard! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! my second post and it's a double! D'oh! sorry guys...mctool, thats pretty durn funny.
  • We're all going bananas.