November 29, 2004
2004 "10 Worst Toys" List
W.A.T.C.H. (World Against Toys Causing Harm) releases this wish list, just in time for Christmas! You're better off giving your kid a bag of glass than one of these deathtraps!
via cruel.com
"THE POCKET ROCKET CAN BE A DANGEROUS ACTIVITY AND MAY RESULT IN INJURY OR DEATH EVEN WHEN USED WITH SAFETY EQUIPMENT" giggle!
Wow. At last, someone with the courage to take on the evil Toy Manufacturers of Doom. Be honest, you would have done this yourself, except, like me, you lack the Awesome A.C.R.O.N.Y.M, the Funky M.iddle Letter in your name, and the courage to Take On The Evil Threat To Our Way Of Life(tm) I wish I could be fearless, too.....