Beautiful. Except for one thing: who's going to feed the dog?
To keep a sense of moral superiority, I will refrain from making any snide or potentially tasteless comments about just eating the dog.
oh poop ... I'm going to Hell, aren't I?
naah. Dogmeat is neither kosher, nor halal, so they're safe from the Israelis and Palestinians. Just throw them a lamb kebab from time to time, they'll be fine.
I think we're all missing the point that during these phases, the Mexicans will storm in and take all the good jobs!!! We'll return to our homes and find that all of our stores and offices are full of Mexicans making less than minimum wage, doing the same jobs as us. The "MAN" will, of course, love this unexpected turn of events, and will drown us in a hail of hailstones. DAMN YOU, YOU DAMN MEXICANS!!! Why can't you be Mexi-can'ts?! WHYYYY???!!!!!
Um...we don't have mansions in Canada.
I wasn't suposed to that slip, was I?
jb You Beast! <sulk>My dreams are ruined. I'm going to Australia instead. I may even take spare socks.</sulk>
"Each American will bring a thirty-day supply of food from his or her local market. Hams, turkeys, huge roasts of beef, wheels of brie, large jars of Greek olives, bottles of champagne."
Perhaps we don't want to bring the ham....
Socks?
/brain melts
Thanks. That was the best thing I've read for at least a week.
Um...we don't have mansions in Canada.
Suuuuuuuure. No mansions. Right. So everything I've heard about the mansions and the solid-gold nipple clamps and the three-armed mutant personal assistants up there is all just a bunch of hooey, right?
I bet it's really cold up there too, huh? *wink*
<sulk>My dreams are ruined. I'm going to Australia instead. I may even take spare socks.</sulk>