November 29, 2004
Tired of aliens abducting you?
Do you want so stop all telepathic communications from the aliens?
All you need is a hat, some tape and the ability to use scissors!!!
They really work!! Read real stories of abduction and the success of thought screen helmets Here.
Plus, we don't abduct gap-toothed attentions-seeking kids with credulous parents. How would they know why Elvis killed JFK? please tell us. please please please. we'll go away for good if you do....(elvis still won't talk....)