November 26, 2004

Stripper Shortage Rumours not True According to experts the rumours aren't true, Canada does NOT have a stripper shortage. *phew* I was worried there for a moment...
  • Although I don't like the lawyer Green's reference to these women as "product". (Otherwise, Mendel's a great guy -- former prof of mine, and close friend of Jackie Chan. He's usually much more careful about his words.)
  • He's corect, though, that the local strippers dancers are controlled by the bike gangs.
  • If there is ever a shortage, blame those stringent stripper immigration laws. Its your own fault, Canucks.
  • "Honey! It's research! I GOTS to go to the strip club!" "Yes, Mr. Grant-Awarding-Agency-Man! It's research! I GOTS to have my grant money in a roll of twenties!"