November 24, 2004

Who's the luckiest monkey at the zoo? Of questionable taste. (NSFW, especially if your boss is a primate) If this was most any place else, I wouldn't have submitted it.
  • Of questionable taste. Looks like it tastes just fine to her.
  • Um...since WE are monkeys, too, and this is our virtual monkey-house...does that mean...uh...never mind. /flees in embarrassment
  • Howly Jay-zus, if that aint proof that evoluseeon exists, I don' no whut iz!
  • Hi, david, how you doin'?
  • That was hot.
  • YSF
  • You know, folks, if I wasn't quite so sensible, I'd swear that that Orangutan is getting a blow job.
  • For some reason - possibly the expression on his face, or the air of languid arrogance, or some other intangible - I find myself unable to imagine that this scene took place without "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" playing on a fat ass jacked-up stereo in the background.
  • TMI: funny I have chef's 'salty chocolate balls' running through my head.
  • DavidMSC, you'll have to assert your dominance as alpha male before you get the, er, perks traditionally associated with leadership.
  • I err..came across.. this earlier today. No monkeys but the subject matter is similar. Utterly NSFW so this seems a better place than the FP. Big-ass flash file and a catchy tune by MrandMrsWheatley. Iwannafuck
  • apologies for the derail
  • *growls menacingly at other male monkeys*
  • *clips davidmsc around the ear*
  • When I look at these, I hear the Daffy Duck "who's your daddy" track in my mind.
  • Dogburp, how do you know the monkey doing the, er, tasting, is a female?
  • *urinates on ground around rodgerd* **winks at lady monkeys**
  • *becomes fully erect*
  • *points and giggles* I'm probably going to regret this one but was the first thing to pop in my head - said with good humour intended.
  • teehee!
  • *urinates on davidmsc*
  • Is it urine day again?
  • ooo "invalid thread" - YSF's hosed it.
  • Thank god I saved the Oranguporn to my hard drive in time.