January 15, 2004

A truly (self-)loving, whacked(-off) gift for your monkey-spanking Valentine.
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • Miss Poppy is SOOOOO going straight to Aitch-Eee-Double-Hockey-Sticks for this level of blasphemy. *orders Bettie Page sticker set*
  • "Wankers of the world unite! You are not alone! (Except when you're wanking, of course...)" /Simon Munnery Hey ho. All for a good cause.
  • the only true way to world peace.
  • I found this website. And I was too scared to go any further. It's probably NSFW, and I'll leave it up to you to decide what the 'W' stands for in that... Better to stick with The World's Largest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms, I'd think. Oh, and can I just say "cock-punch"? Thankyou. It seemed appropriate.
  • oh gawd flashboy that's a riot: "Spending some quality time with the purple-headed custard chucker."
  • They missed: "Impeaching the bald president." "Taking Captain Picard to warp speed." "Checking Mr. Cock into the hand hotel." "Bouncing the pink coconuts up and down the palm on wank elastic." "Catching the slow boat south of the Pyrenees to engage in the resistance movement." Sorry.
  • Oop! Oop! Ooplause! Ab-so-bloomin'-lutely delightful, flashboy.
  • "an helmut kohl denken gehen" *collapses*
  • Ah yes, good times.