November 22, 2004

"What? A blog about a guy who got bit by a werewolf? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Williamsburg Hipster video clerk gets bitten by Werewolf. Blogs.

Oh, and the souls of his victims are trapped in an Ipod.

posted by Captain Psyko 20 years ago
  • And guess who posts there under a sock? heheh
  • "It turns out she was a 16 year old girl from upstate New York whose goth ex-boyfriend thought he was both a werewolf AND a vampire, and had a habit of bleeding from every orifice while screaming. She said he never actually changed into a beast, he just thought he might. Believe me, if you're a real werewolf, you'll know it. It begs the question, how does that dude have a girlfriend, and I don't?"
    Classic!
  • Perhaps it's the ability to bleed from every orifice
  • thought he was both a werewolf AND a vampire And a cleric, too! Making him a LARP triple-threat.
  • That's nothing. I'm a Dragon, and an Evangelist, and a Ranger. And born-again, too. No, really, my last Dungeon Master said it was okay. Lightning bolt!!
  • I'll tell you what, if a dragon-ranger tried to convert me? I'd listen.
  • How about "Dragevanger" for short?
  • Furries for Jesus. Now there's a tent revival meeting I don't want to see.