January 15, 2004

Lunar New Year makes monkey undies hot. [Via Fark.]
  • Nice to know that Monkeys are marketable.
  • In the southern hemisphere, all the undies are starting to get a bit hot about now. (PS
  • Like monkey undies needed any help from the Lunar New Year. They're always hot.
  • headlines like this are why i got into journalism! valuable information indeed.
  • Just so you don't aspire to write: "...and men's briefs with Chinese characters strategically placed on it..."
  • Boy howdy, but I wish I could find monkey panties for sale on the Internet. I'm not looking forward to making an ass of myself all over Chinatown, searching for them....
  • Ook? (NSFW)
  • (This isn't what I want, either.) Suddenly playing clueless gwailo doesn't seem so bad. Thanks, Wolof!
  • Women's underwear, monkeys among latest targets of Tehran vice crackdown If any monkey has to choose between Singapore and Tehran, the choice is obvious.
  • You're a gwailo in HongKong or Guangdong, goetter. Down here in Singapore, you'd be an angmoh. If you do actually have red hair, all the better.
  • BlueHorse found these a while back. Good thing, since my Cantonese is limited to "see yau gai" (what else do you really need?). /dirty blond with some stray silver shots
  • The first link is now 404ed, but you can still learn about the heady days of underwear and monkey crackdowns. Now it's cartoons. Soon, it'll probably be cartoon monkeys.