January 15, 2004
New Fashions Just In Time For The Spring Launch!
They're slimming, stain-resistant, and oh-so-smart amongst the Asimov set.
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...and I want one so bad I'd crawl through broken glass to get it. Coolest kid on the block+-INFINITY!
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That's a mighty expensive toy. Also, do you think they do them in XXL?
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This is NASA, dng; give 'em a couple bucks and they can do anything!
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Do they include Depends? Looks as though they'd be kinda hard to get out of if you seriously had to pee.
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DIY catheter kit optional.
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Path; The other Space Cadets, Colonel Loy, and I would like to meet with you to discuss your committment to the Launch Team...
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Diz - I may need to be committed, but you have to promise me that peeing in my undies is not required. I'll meet you in the ladies john at the Fairmont hotel in San Jose (CA) - lots of marble, really relaxing - to discuss this. We can have tea with the Launch team in the lobby to finalize our arrangements. If we set it up for the end of May, we can also attend BayCon (one of those convention things - probably science fiction), where all Space Cadets will get free night passes just because they're so well dressed. Ad astra per aspera!
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Dearest Path-- You had me at "Ad Astra"! You Complete Me.
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And seriously, I'm stuck in Mass-- can we just wave at each other...?
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I'm just happy that they call the helmet a Snoopy helmet.
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To go with the NASA suits - Halo Armour.
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Mmm, so tempting: the Canadian French Astronaut Patch... (For a while, back in the heady days of kiddom, I collected patches from police and sheriff's departments with an occasional oddball patch, like one of a Zayre security officer (caution: insidious geocities link).