January 14, 2004

Half a Million Volts. via memepool
  • That is beautiful and frightening.
  • First viewing: AAAAAH! IT'S A MONSTER! Second viewing: Wow, cool. Third viewing: Holy fuck, look at the scale of that thing! It's gotta be thirty feet high! Fourth viewing: Wait... Is that fake? Fifth viewing: I hope not.
  • denial, resentment, anger, and finally acceptance
  • Trying not to think, fried monkey...eww.
  • Holy Mother of Christ!! Call Ultraman!
  • holy bajesus.
  • "...and that's how to get our revenge on Men. We must send one of our number down to gnaw through the connector. Nutty, you drew the short straw. Move out squirrels!"
  • Fire in the disco! Fire in the disco! Fire in the... gates of hell!!!
  • "Larry, quit dickin' around touchin' stuff with that fork, get your butt up the pole, n'fix it already!"
  • Larry, quit dickin' around touchin' stuff with that fork *resists urge to link to rotten.com*
  • *resists preview button, takes lumps*
  • So that's what happens when you try to use the "power level" button on the microwave.
  • On second thoughts: Monsters! Monsters from the id! Knew I'd seen that thing somewhere before...
  • brill.
  • If I had a nickel for every time those pesky monsters from the id destroyed my beloved Krell, um, I'd have a nickel. Damn fine movie though. In a 50s kind of way.