November 19, 2004

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posted by LokiSpeak 20 years ago
  • dang, I messed up the last link, it has an extra http:// in it sorry folks.
  • I am having a huge Monkey-only party in Titan I as soon as I get my hands on 1.5 million dollars.
  • I actually think having one of these would be pretty cool, in a Dr. Strangelove sort of way. If I were an insanely rich CEO or celebrity, I don't know why I wouldn't have one of these. If the apocalypse came and you couldn't afford your own private hardened silo, well then there's no shame in being forced to roam the landscape eating the brains of the living. But, if you COULD have afforded one easily and didn't, well, then you'd be part of the privileged 1% of complete idiots that thought nothing of plunking down the money on a boat (which, btw, is not an asset but in fact a depreciating quasi liability), but couldn't see past your own incompetence to buy a ready made nuclear safe haven. The shame alone should kill you, as you and your family fend off the zombie hordes while surviving on tins of anchovies in your McMansion. My only concern would be that the Russians or the Chinese forgot that these sites were decommissioned, and their bunker buster missiles are still targeting them.
  • Two words. Grow Operation
  • someone beat you to it, pareidoliaticboy. well, sort of... an acid lab isn't quite the same thing. unfortunately, they got caught.
  • er, the post comment button, it dislikes me. someone beat you to it, pareidoliaticboy. well, sort of... an acid lab isn't quite the same thing. and unfortunately, they got caught.
  • I have been studying Islam since the mid '70s, and there is no peace in this religion.
  • Waiting for the Apo-calypso! A thousand steel drums playing all at once!
  • bees, take a lap ;)
  • Don't look now, it's one of the Horsemen.
  • Post-Apocalypse without the militias "What would it be like, we wondered, if folks who knew tools and innovation left the comfy bright green cities and traveled to the dead mall suburban slums, rustbelt browntowns and climate-smacked farm communities and started helping the locals get the tools they needed [after the apocalypse]." Treehugger.com says "No thanks."