November 19, 2004

Oh-So-Very Curious George: Don't you love it when you run across a Web site that is totally baffling? Such as: Is this site here about coffee machines, or some kind of nuclear weapons? I can't decide. But they mention Korea so this might be something, um, important. They sure seem excited about their "new planetary ball mill
  • You should sign up on the forum & just ask "what the FUCK is it you are making? DUUUUDES?" In fact, ALL of us monkeys should sign up under loads of different names & just start pestering them until they can't take it. At time of posting they have NO (that is: zero) postings. I think it would be grate if we signed up & .. etc I'll start.
  • This could be an internet sensation.
  • Where does your equipment made? I am interest very in equipment for high power planet mills. Pseronly I prefer dark coffee bitter & non sweet likes my women please answer soon ok thx yes Oh Nosey . . . only bad things can come from this . . . hehehe. C'mon people it's a ball mill!! Duh! S'hah!
  • You were very quick in following my evil posting.
  • and how can there be NO postings yet in the "Activation: Myths and Reality" section?
  • You can mill my balls when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
  • Here is their forum - you don't even have to register (hehe hehe). Get on board and rock these ruskies' lives. I would like to start a personality cult for the dude in the picture next to the activator, in the plaid shirt. He is a dreamboat.
  • (obviously the "Offtopic: Touch and Go" is their naughty area... heh)
  • Tsk.
  • Mwah ha ha ha
  • Check out the membership list. Hee.
  • I joined and so did my uncle.
  • Tatiana is hawt.
  • After reading the Questions, Opinions section with the comment be Tatiana, I am suddenly questioning the authenticity of some of the solicitations that I have received via email. Fuck.
  • Mocking these poor people is very wicked and will probably lead to your being reincarnated as ball-mill sales persons in Tashkent.
  • but has anyone yet figured out if we're discussing coffee machines or nukes? what the hell? 30.06.2004 The
  • Somebody's going to hell when he dies. But that someone has entertained me, and isn't that what's really important here?
  • Although I greatly enjoy this complete insanity, please note for those monkeys, like myself at work, that Tatiana's posts are NSFW.
  • Ha, you snotty Westerner, you think put tits on my forum you very satirical. When Korea fire up the ball mill the boot is on the other side of your face, I think.
  • They're making computer-controlled grinders/reactors, a complicated motar and pestle, perfect small-batch nano-mechanical and fancy materials manufacture. Yes, these would work just fine for low-number, high-precision production like nuclear warheads. The coffee-grinding is a neeto demo. So it's both a (potential) nuke-maker and a coffee mill. More likely, it's for high-quality metal part manufacture, like turbine blades and other high-stress parts. Anyway, the really hot guys are on the front page.
  • bonehead, for real?
  • yes, that seems to be what it is. A mill as in a milling machine. A machine that cuts and grinds stuff.
  • OH MY GOD AND THEY'RE RUSSIAN. i'm frightened, hold me! or at least grind my balls.
  • As far as I can tell, yes (hey, someone has to be the boring straight guy). These are milling machines for grinding stuff up in the "milling wheat" sense, not part-fabriactor/cutter "milling machine" machine-shop sense.
  • and there are milling machines for grinding up helpless americans into american powder!
  • "American Powder: The Robert Downey, Jr. Story"
  • From the Russian part of the site: "Our latest development is the Activator industrial mill used for the production of powdered products."
  • Also, you're trolling a poorly translated foreign site? Get a job, you bums!
  • NO! SUCK MY BALL-MILL!
  • How exactly did you find this site? If I could eye you suspiciously, I would.
  • You lot are soooo busted when the web administrator checks in the forum.
  • I always thought it was a humorous internet cliche, but middleclassstool, you're first comment really did make me spit coffee on my keyboard for the very first time ever. Mill my balls indeed.
  • middleclass is always making me spit the hot java. Wonderful, hilarious person.
  • I am not only a shoutout whore, I am also a whore for the props. Therefore you have made my day.
  • the end will come when these guys hook up with the chinese sock manufacturers. then we'll all be in for it.
  • oh no, don't start them off about the socks...
  • As long as it isn't ipod socks, then I'm ok with it.
  • john redcorn fucked it up. I hate the unsubtle.
  • This is totally freaking hilarious! Good idea you started, nostril. I couldn't couldn't resist. And yeah let's add some subtlety like idest said.
  • Socks? /head explodes
  • I guess copying and pasting the Tatiana post in the apparently serious Russian forum would be wrong, huh?