January 14, 2004

Bioresonant clothing seeks to exploit an astonishing new theory in bio-physics: that the information exchange in human consciousness can be directly influenced and enhanced by vibrations of Light, that we call colors. Isn't color stimulation safer for us than the water we drink?
posted by Kimberly 20 years ago
  • Well, all that seems perfectly reasonable to me...
  • Yes, but any positive mental effects will quickly be beat the fuck down as everyone around me will think I'm the biggest dork on the planet for wearing that clothing.
  • Go to a rave, take ecstacy and yell BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BIPPY-BIPPY BOOSH BOOSH for seven hours straight. Then collapse. See if anyone calls you a dork then.
  • that the information exchange in human consciousness can be directly influenced and enhanced by vibrations of Light What the hell is that even supposed to mean? "Information exchange in human consciousness" will be much better stimulated by 300 gamma of 9,10-Didehydro-N,N-Diethyl-6-Methyergoline-8b-Carboxamide
  • MmmM good old DNND6M8C.
  • Dr. Korotkov is also into Kirlian photography
  • Wow. The funny thing is, I know someone for whom this would make an excellent gift. Thanks Kimberly!
  • It's the methylergoline that makes it taste so good. Or is that look so good? Whoa!
  • ...the information exchange in human consciousness can be directly influenced and enhanced by vibrations of Light... as proven by Pokemon.
  • "there was a kind of wind blowing just below the pectoral muscles, near the heart Chakra..." Ummm. Hey guy, that's not wind; that's the burrito you had for lunch.
  • "The latest book of Dr Chalko The Freedom of Choice describes the Origin and The Purpose of the entire Universe and challenges the entire science on Earth." Ptui.
  • I think we're all missing the real issue raised here. If this catches on how are we supposed bluff at poker?
  • The bullshit meter started ringing the moment I saw "biophysics" and "consciousness" in the same sentence. Sorry. Pseudoscience makes me cranky.
  • "The latest book of Dr Chalko The Freedom of Choice describes the Origin and The Purpose of the entire Universe and challenges the entire science on Earth." ...however, the romantic subplot feels underwritten and tacked-on. Pseudoscience makes me cranky, too - as does pseudoenglish... "Imagine a book that gets better every NEXT time you read it." Er, as opposed to one that gets better every previous time you read it?...
  • His English is better than my Polish.
  • True, true, very true. (But I still reserve the right to mock.)
  • Oy. My eyeballs are burning. And this is after recovering from the seizure -- which started right after clicking on the link.... Coincidence?
  • I'll bet you Jim Loy owns one of these shirts.