November 18, 2004

Wacky Robots are ideal greeters. The programmable sign on the pianist cat combined with music and repartee will entertain and inform your company guests. Captain Wacky will communicate with your customers whilst riding around the venue distributing literature. WE WILL DRESS THEM TO SUIT THE OCCASION
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • I think that shit is awesome, personally.
  • Wacky pig racing! Yup, just what every party needs.
  • After reading his webpage, this is a person in desparate need of a thesaurus. I believe there it is a felony to use the word "wacky" more than once to describe something. He's wacky about wacky. wacky squid wacky ranch signing off in a wacky fashion. wacky.
  • it is, not there is
  • wacky.
  • i especially love the wedding robots
  • I wonder if they make a Westworld robot? Now, that would be wacky!
  • is this the one with the talking presidents? I wanna get Gerry Ford to greet at my next party. No no wait - make that . . . US Grant.
  • petebest, Gerry Ford is a robot. Has been since 1978.
  • Man, I love robots. I just fuckin love robots.
  • Except for Gerry Ford.
  • Yeah, here are some facts: 1) Robots hate rain. 2) It's raining here in Little Rock. 3) Every living former president is here in LR today, EXCEPT for Gerald Ford. 4) Therefore, Gerald Ford is a robot.
  • Nostril, exactly what kinds of robots have you fucked?
  • Ones with lots of horsepower.
  • I misread that. I saw, "I just love fuckin' robots." You actually said, "I just fuckin' love robots." Now I am starting to question whether you really have ever fucked a robot before.
  • bernockle, who hasn't?
  • Of course I've fucked a robot. I've been married to her for 15 years. Boom-tish.
  • Here are some facts: 1) Robots are metal. 2) Robots are wacky ALL the time. 3) The purpose of a robot is to roll around & greet people. 4) Therefore, Gerald Ford is a robot.
  • Gerald Ford is totally sweet.
  • At least they didn't use "whacky." Is anyone else reminded of the opening scene of Short Circuit? You know, the one where there are robots serving drinks but then one of them goes insane?
  • GF is hawt!
  • peeing my pants/choking on jelly beans laughing...you guys are just plain wacky
  • "Father Christmas on a bike"? I want Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Now we're talkin' festive.
  • Johnathan turned pleadingly to his wife "Honey, what's wrong?" "You know!" She snapped. Her eyes cut into him, daggers wet with hot tears. His face contorted, thinking, grasping at what it was. "I don't! I... don't. Honey, talk to me..." His voice trailed off as her gaze broke from him, turning into the reception hall she had just run out of. Her "first dance" continued inside, though it was clear her guests were uncomfortable. A few faces from inside turned towards her, made eye contact, and quickly disappeared. "You don't understand?" she started, her voice like cold stone "You don't understand... Think about it, Johnathan. Just think for one fucking second why I would be out here, missing what is supposed to be the most beautiful day in my life. Just guess." She pulled the trim of her white gown up to her face, smearing her tears away, and glared at him. He sat, silently looking at her. His eyes diverted into the room, then slowly wandered back into her bitter glare. "Was it... the wacky wobots? I thought they were cute..." It was then that she realized her marriage was over, barely an hour after it had begun.
  • Can we trust this robot rabbi to perform a bris? HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. Oy Vey...