November 17, 2004
Stop Garden Slavery
Free the gnomes! Is your neighbor holding a gnome hostage? Save him or her and send your appreciative friend to the Gnome Sanctuary.
Post pictures of your rescued gnomes here. A more in depth exploration into gnome liberation and its implications.
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A Letter That Seems To Be From My Garden Gnomes
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The Le Front de Liberation des Nains Jardin strikes again! The official Website of the FLNJ.
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Gnomes are evil. Can you imagine being in a dark alley with six of the little perverts? *shudders
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Can you imagine being in a dark alley with six of the little perverts? That's exactly fucking right. Small guy syndrome times ten, anyone?
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Up the airy mountain, Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of little men; Wee folk, good folk, Trooping all together, Green jacket, red cap; And white owl's feather! --Wiliam Allingham. "The Fairies"
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Freedom!
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My garden gnome was knocked down by the wind this week. He got a little dented. Gnome-y, I salute you!
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Don't have any gnomes, but have a small cement Biddha who winters indoors. The rest of the year he sits outside and, now I consider it, turns green with moss and algae. Green gnome, green Buddha. Heh.
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Nigerians 'planted drug in my gnomes'
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Yeah, that happened to me too.
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French police arrest serial garden gnome thief
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Gnome at last: Stunned owner finds kidnapped ornament on doorstep, with photos of him in 12 countries around the world
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Man jailed for cannabis factory behind gnome business
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The judge said he took into account that Lee may have been pressured by others ... And the damn gnomes got off scot free! scot free: not politically incorrect: According to Wikitonary, it comes from Old English scotfreo (“exempt from royal tax”)
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I thought Scott Free was the name of a historical scofflaw who was never convicted... well, the less I know...