November 17, 2004

Hurry!! There's still time to bid on the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich!

Blessed be Our Lady of the Velveeta.

posted by Koko 20 years ago
  • What's scarier is the cooking technique that was used that kept a ten-year old sandwich from growing mold.
  • What are you talking about alex? It was the divine grace of god that kept the sandwich from growing mold. Do you doubt the power of god? What are you, some kind of america-hating terrorist infidel?
  • What are you, some kind of america-hating terrorist infidel? Well, maybe just a tinsy, winsy bit on the infidel stuff.
  • No: she looks more like Marlene Dietrich.
  • Wow, a gritty, torch-song hothouse flower comes back in grilled-cheese form. Das ist doppelwunderschoen!
  • "...that kept a ten-year old sandwich from growing mold." Aahhh... now I get it... back in 4th grade, one school assignment called for setting up some old bread in a damp, shady place for it to grow mold. Well, now I know the damned piece of junk was actually holy, as no matter what I did to it, no fungus ever spawned.
  • Actually, there is now MORE Cheese Sandwich Stuff on Ebay, 77 items to be exact.... We are easily amused!
  • its obvious I took up the wrong line of work ... time to look for hidden messages in my vegetable bin.
  • I once had mold grow on some forgotten cheese. I swear the mold grew in the form of a rampaging crusader. Intelligent Design?......no way it could have evolved that way! I'm sorry now that I ate the cheese.
  • She doesn't look like Madonna one little bit: her tits aren't pointy.
  • $69,107.69 for the sandwich as of now. In other news, the starving are still hungry.
  • Is there a way to burn a specific shape into a grilled cheese sandwich? Like, maybe painting it with butter or something before toasting it? I want to auction a sandwich bestowed with the image of our dark lord satan.
  • Its the cheese you use, smallish bear, its the cheese. Think government cheese and you're getting close.
  • In other news, the starving are still hungry. If I was an eccentric billionaire, I would buy the sandwich, then give it to a starving homeless child to eat, and make sure every raving bible thumper out there knew about it. Also, I hope that the person selling this sandwich is either a good christian and plans to give the money to charity, or is a con man laughing at the gullible people and plans to spend all the money of hookers and blow.
  • Also, I hope that the person selling this sandwich is either a good christian and plans to give the money to charity, or is a con man laughing at the gullible people and plans to spend all the money of hookers and blow. Reading the eBay listing, I'm sure it will go into the coffers of the lister's nearest casino. Gambling debts bring out the Jesus in all of us.
  • Its the cheese you use, smallish bear, its the cheese. Think government cheese and you're getting close. Oh shit, your post just gave me a million dollar idea. This is even better than PatriotBurger. I'll use vegetable oil and a paintbrush to create a grilled cheese sandwich adorned with the image of the president! I'll proclaim it to be a sign from god that he is on this earth to do the lord's holy will. I'll sell it on ebay. Entire born again congregations will pool their money to bid on my sandwich. I have not yet decided whether I will give the proceeds to charity, or spend all the money on hookers and blow.
  • Personally, I would use a template and a mini-blowtorch, but YMMV.
  • I think she's gonna use it to buy some front teeth. How the hell did she take a bite outta that sandwich?
  • Why is it always the Virgin Mary? Why not Janis Joplin? Why not Betsy Ross? Why not my grandmother?
  • That's not the Virgin Mary. That's a MAN, baby!
  • Today I ate a cheese sandwich
  • Hail Mary, full of cheese.
  • Is there a way to burn a specific shape into a grilled cheese sandwich? As always, the nipponese, providing solutions for those needs you didn't knew you had: Hail Kitty! Shamelessly recycled from this place.
  • Frequently visualizing a deity anmd doing so with frequency may let ye see other folk won't see. So I never query people who see the Virgin Mary; and I'm always impressed at people seeing Jesuses in knotholes or in toasted cheeseses. Strange, thought I posted this before.
  • it's only $7,600.00 now. I'm glad to see that the e-bayers have come to their senses.
  • It sold
  • *pisses off to online casino to view Mothra of Gob*
  • Hurry! There's still time to bid on the Hello Kitty grilled cheese sandwich!
  • Christ oyster anyone?