November 17, 2004

After Every every monkey party there always seems to be monkey fighting. "There are five principles describing the monkey personality that are the essence of the monkey fighting..."

* He must be sly and tricky. * He must be poison to his adversary, like a poisonous snake. * He must be able to destroy the opponent's attack. * He must be good a bluffing his adversary. * He must be devilish and unpredictable." Be careful of those crazy monkeys fighting!!!

posted by samlam 20 years ago
  • Wow, I didn't know there was something really called Monkey Kung Fu. Maybe we could bring back the old series except replace David Carradine with a chimp!
  • Paulie Zink and his exceptionally silly-looking Monkey Kung Fu It's the facial expressions that get me. Certainly there's a lot to be said for having a low stance.
  • If you're a Bonobo, after every monkey fight there is a monkey sex party
  • Zink now teaches yoga in Montana.