November 15, 2004

• Don't try this at home.
• Should I say it .....?
• "When you're tired of paying out the ass for overrated coffee..."?
• "This coffee tastes like ****"?
• It may seem funny, but this article from Wired News about it as a treatment and the results are worth reading.
• "the relaxation of smooth muscles causing dilatation of blood vessels and bile ducts" ahhhhhhhhh
• One Summer I worked in a health food store, where I learned more than I ever wanted to know about our cusomers' colons. One day a customer in all seriousness asked, "What flavor of coffee should I use for a coffee enema?" With a magnificently straight face, my manager said, "The regular kind, ma'am," and managed to look kind and helpful until she left the store at which point he and everyone else who had heard burst into hysterics.
• "Spring Mountain Fresh"
• Venti, please... oh, wait, WAIT!!
• In seriousness, enemas send chemicals quickly and directly into the bloodstream, without processing, dilution or filtration, which is why alcohol enemas are so dangerous. Given the mutagenic effect of caffeine and how this bypasses the usual digestion process of coffee, I'd worry about getting cancer from doing this sort of thing on a regular basis. In any case, the last place I'll go to for medical advice is Wired, when they're practically endorsing steroids, nootropics and what-have-you on every other page. Who knows what this stuff will do after a while?
• 1. Use whole beans like the civet cat. 2. 3. Profit!
• Caffeine-laced anal beads. Hmmm.
• Once again, the best of the web.
• I *still* think we, as a society, ought to be a bit more judicious about what we put up our butts.
• I ♥ Fes.
• And to think, I have been wondering what to do with that jar of coffee crystals.
• It is important to let the coffee cool, first.
• We've replaced their usual enema with new Frugal's crystals. Let's watch . . .
• Give the term "coffee nosed" a whole new, quite literal, meaning.
• Gives