November 15, 2004
Perverse pleasure is the best revenge.
Get it while you can.
You can have my Virtual Sex Machine when you pry it from my cold dead hand.
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Way ahead of a lot of you, probably.
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I'm not worried about the 'Get it while you can' part, because I've never had any problem finding perversity in the mundane.
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Hence your username, right? (sorry, cheap shot)
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OK Nostril, I'm a great lover of cheap shots, and enjoy sniggering with the best of them, but you're going to have to explain that one to me. What have I dessim ereh?
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Internet Porn: Worse than Crack?
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*restrains urge to make a joke with the word 'crack'*
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C'mon, you use a totally different pipe for internetn porn.
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what, like PVC?
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Two-person teledildonic rig
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Slam Me Baby has encountered an error and will now close. Send report? Yes No
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We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1! Totally NSFW.
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Unless you work at the San Francisco Armory, I guess.
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Coming Soon: Your Own Personal Sex Machines
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In the rapidly developing area of teledildonics, a variety of Japanese electronics companies are stepping forward to make sure your sex life remains a source of shame and humiliation.
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LovePalz teledildonic sex toy
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"iPhone Sex Toy" sounds redundant.
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Regular Orgasms Are for Mortals; All the Cool Kids Are Having ‘Longevity Orgasms’
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Global synergistic amnesia anyone?
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Why Do Geeks Like Kinky Sex?