November 14, 2004

• C'mon, if you want cock vote for John Kerry! Imagine it after the election!
• Sicko!
• you asked scroll down (if you dare)
• Oh man. Thanks Zanshin.
• Cheney's mighty bulge of truth and justice. LOL
• Pshaw. That's not the battleship, it's whole fleet. Seriously. It'd have to be like an institutional-sized soup can otherwise.
• personally, it's the smile that scares me most.
• /Imagines 51% of USAians getting turned on by that picture... /vomits
• At least Bush wears his on his back.
• so...boxers or commando?
• The creepy thing is that I've sat down on that bench (I work about two blocks from there).
• Reinstalling should never cause you to lose documents. It's not that hard to back up-- even if you don't want to be bothered making physical backups, just rename your (assuming Windows xp) "documents and settings" and "program files" directories before reinstalling, and later pick through them at your leisure for anything you miss. If you're reformatting in the process, of course, you'll have to move them somewhere else. Also, for foolproof safety, CD backups are the way to go.
• D'oh, wrong post.
• Or is it? Cheney should back that thing up, for safety's sake.
• It's probably some kind of incontinence whatname or catheter-thing with a bag strapped to his leg. He's a sick old man in more ways than one. That doesn't look like any kind of normal human cock-bulge, if you ask me, and if the evil old fucker was that well-hung we would have heard about it and noticed it before. It'd be pretty obvious, I think, in other photographs. Then again, who knows? I guess Lynne Cheney. Talk about stretch marks, her rancid old vadge would be like the flaccid gaping maw of a deep-sea angler fish if she had to negotiate that monstrosity. Cuban Superman put to shame.
• Now I conjure forth beeswacky to utter poesy about Cheney's monster cock battering away at Lynne's stanky old sweatbox.
• Rancid old vadge? I had to reread that a couple of times. Wasn't sure I was reading monkeyfilter or a twelve-year-old boy's comments on Fark.
• /snicker
• Dear God. And I've seen the photo already. That was more a reaction to this thread.
• Damn Nosey - that's some hard core spew even for you! Nice though, it's got a certain "I've been in the military" ring to it.
• Photos of Dick Cheney with a visible hard on... Goatse and Tubgirl retch at the thought.
• There's rumours on the internets that Dick's got wood.
• Maybe its his stadium pal?
• I just threw up in my mouth a little.
• Save the big pieces, I may be hungry later.
• Rancid old vadge? I had to reread that a couple of times. Wasn't sure I was reading monkeyfilter or a twelve-year-old boy's comments on Fark. nostril wins.
• Monsieur Nostil: my delightful grotto is not rancid, though I'm older than the woman who happens to be married to the Dick. Unless you've personally experienced her "vadge", I'd prefer that you not imply that we ripened fruits are not worthy of a little snacking. Yours, ever, La Senora del la Via Appia.