November 13, 2004

Now THAT's a Posh dildo! David Beckham bought his wife, Victoria (Posh Spice...) a $1.8 million diamond encrusted vibrator. There are still nine left, buy one now!

(waited for the date to change so I didn't post twice in one day..)

posted by es el Queso 19 years ago

Sorry... I, too, wanted the more inside tag to show up on the post (heh heh, heh heh). I promise this is my last body function replacement post... for a while anyway.
posted 19 years ago by es el Queso
At least a day, anyway.
posted 19 years ago by waitingtoderail
well, there is this sweet RoboDump post over on BoingBoing, but modesty prevents.
posted 19 years ago by es el Queso
Diamonds and nice and all but a spinal cord stimulator is a girl's best friend.
posted 19 years ago by RaeRae
Ouch?
posted 19 years ago by Alex Reynolds
"encrusted"
posted 19 years ago by drjimmy11
I guess diamonds really ARE a girl's best fri...AGH!
posted 19 years ago by the meh
the jewel
posted 19 years ago by Zanshin
Does anyone remember the jewel encrusted butt plugs Mark Morford used to endorse in the Morning Fix?
posted 19 years ago by mandyman
One of the best ways to make money is to come up with some wildly expensive version of an ordinary product so that rich people will have another way of being able to show how rich they are.
posted 19 years ago by bernockle
Stringfellow? Peter Stringfellow? Oh, yeah. Classy, Dave. Real classy. *retches, loses final remaining shred of respect for the Beckhams*
posted 19 years ago by flashboy
I thought all vibrators were encrusted, eventually.
posted 19 years ago by Mr. Knickerbocker
Knickerbocker's the big winner!
posted 19 years ago by Alex Reynolds
Ahem. Look up about 11 or 12 comments, Alex.
posted 19 years ago by drjimmy11
(I implied the joke with the quotation marks)
posted 19 years ago by drjimmy11
Knickerbocker's the big winner! I would think that Victoria Beckham comes out on top.
posted 19 years ago by Zanshin
But she only comes when she's on top...
posted 19 years ago by es el Queso
Oh crap. Guess we the unwashed masses have to make do with cheaper alternatives.... (somewhat NSFW photos)
posted 19 years ago by Flagpole
Yeah...Beckham bought it for his wife. Riiiight.
posted 19 years ago by rocket88
I don't care what anyone says, I am sick, I tell you, sick with envy. Why, oh why, couldn't it have been meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /sob:< I don't care.....I love him
posted 19 years ago by Darshon
And to think that my ex-girlfriend was happy with a single carrot.
posted 19 years ago by Jerry Garcia
Carrots are excellent, but I find that cucumbers are less likely to break off.
posted 19 years ago by bernockle
I'll keep that in mind, bernockle. :-)
posted 19 years ago by Jerry Garcia
Monkeyfilter: we ~~love~~ like vegetables.
posted 19 years ago by Flagpole
Becks, on the other hand, uses a pig inseminator.
posted 19 years ago by armaghetto
Becks is a pig inseminator.
posted 19 years ago by Wolof
Christmas is coming...
posted 19 years ago by homunculus
homunculus wins.
posted 19 years ago by islander
Not sure if I can wait till Christmas... *taps feet, checks watch* Quite interesting that some of the women look more like they were pushing a baby out, rather than, um... y'know.
posted 19 years ago by Alnedra
Actually, it looks like Granny's the big winner.
posted 19 years ago by Alex Reynolds
I'd like to point out, as a member of the only country still using the English system of measurement (hint: not England), that the title of Zanshin's link is very very funny.
posted 19 years ago by Spooky

Monkeyfilter

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November 13, 2004