November 12, 2004

The virtual bartender doesn't server drinks, but is still worth a visit. From MetaFilter. I thought you monkeys would enjoy this. Don't forget to ask for a banana. First FPP - long time lurker. Don't kill me please.
posted by pikestrider 20 years ago
  • she's purty... I like it when you ask her to dance.... :)
  • Any bartender, even one that looks like a she-monster from Planet Beach, that shrugs their shoulders when I ask them to make me a sidecar gets NO TIP.
  • Bitch is cold - she keeps freezing on me.
  • She stripped for me but asshole got between us.
  • If you tell her to read a book she opens up a Playboy magazine. You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
  • I most enjoyed making her kick that guy in the groin. Damn you pikestrider, I want that 45 minutes of my life back.
  • She's hot. I like when she tries to box or jump or touche her toes or play with her hair. I wish I could put her in the basement with my other girlfriends.
  • Just make sure you don't post anything else for exactly 24 hours..........
  • Bitch is cold
    She stripped for me but asshole got between us
    I wish I could put her in the basement with my other girlfriends     Is it me, or is MoFi becoming less enjoyable a place to visit?
  • Nah, it just occasionally gets a little, um, testosteroney. Beefcake?
  • Is it me, or is MoFi becoming less enjoyable a place to visit? It's you! :)
  • Thanks for the tip waitingtoderail. I have my watch counting down so no worries. 22.58.57, 22.58.56, 22.58.55 ...
  • scartol, we're just playin' around, that's all.
  • I told her to go home. She said something rude, I think, and ignored me. Little wonder I don't go to bars anymore.
  • I was surprised to find out that they weren't directly linked to Molson. They used to.
  • Is it me, or is MoFi becoming less enjoyable a place to visit? i'm with you Nah, it just occasionally gets a little, um, testosteroney. Beefcake? sorry, perhaps you'll say i'm no fun at all, but i don't think the objectification of women is improved by the objectification of men
  • I thought the chicken thing was creepier, for some reason. I reeeeely liked the beefcake. thanks, Pikestrider!
  • Have you boys asked her for a kiss?
  • It's comments like that that create a market for The Man Show and make femminsim seem like a painful bore. Guilt has never done anything for anyone but convince them they need to hurt themselves to be good.
  • It's comments like that that create a market for The Man Show No, it's the pathetic desire of many "men" to indulge in crude narcissism, absurd stereotyping, and escape from critical thought that creates a market for The Man Show.
  • I have to admit that I hadn't heard of The Man Show. What a laugh! If you run your cursor over the little shapes at the top they give those little stereotyped sounds that the sexually bereft can jack off to. I believe there's a lot more offensive things out there than such in terms of humiliating both women and the men who are apparently drooling over them. When it comes to any sexual exploitation in the media, I'm never sure if it's the 'victim' or the purveyor who is more downgraded in the process.
  • Well I think the idea is not that the woman being oggled is not the victim and the purveyor is not the perpetrator, but that the problem is that many men distil all attractive women to their anatomy and disgard ugly women all together and that this happens as a result of the past-time of oogling women. Crude narcissism, absurd stereotypes, and an escape from critical thought are all reactions to moral pressures in the country-of-eternal-comfort's-last-stand. Morals associate pain with knolledge and the point of morality is to avoid that knolledge. It promotes dellusion, competition, and, well, narcissism, both in those who flee it and embrace it. It RUNS on manipulation of the ego.
  • the idea is that the woman etc...
  • OK - this is a year later, but there is now an update. I just couldn't see another FPP for an update.
  • And, here is the cheat sheet: Kiss the Camera Kiss Each Other Pour me a Beer Show me Your Cans Show me Your Jugs Turn Into a Man Turn Into Men Eat a Banana Tie a Cherry Stem Salute the Troops Strip Poker Strip Tease Dance Tango Imitate Ashlee Simpson Blow Fire Shake Your Butt Show Your Butts Cat fight Laser Gun Fight Star Wars Jedi Fight Compare your Boobs Rub your Boobs Show me your Boobs French Maids Play Blackjack Carribean Stud Nurse / Maid TV spoof - Benny Hill TV spoof - COPS TV spoof - South Park TV spoof - Academy Awards Play Guitar Choke the Chicken