January 13, 2004

Think you could do a better job as president than any of these bozos? Well, here's your chance!
  • Sorry We at Showtime Online express our apologies; however, these pages are intended for access only from within the United States. Isn't that nice.
  • oh you gotta be fucking kidding me. bah! please stand by.
  • a severely truncated version, for our non-american mofi pals: SHOWTIME becomes the campaign headquarters for American Candidate starting Summer 2004! Unscripted and unprecedented, American Candidate is a reality series in which the viewing public will select a People's Candidate who will then have the chance to run for president of the United States. The series will be executive produced by Academy Award
  • Wow. Wouldn't it be great, (and by great I mean a massive massive waste of the public's money) if they had to add the American Candidate to the ballot?
  • The show and the 2004 cycle are long gone, but hey, you can now prepare for 2008! Joy!
  • For you, Sidedish--- MonkeyFilter: Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.