November 12, 2004

Vaccine cripples sperm in monkeys. Male contraception options set to broaden.
posted by homunculus 20 years ago
  • First line in the article: "A male contraceptive jab has edged closer to reality..." If you want to draw me in and engage me as a customer, you do not use the word "jab" anywhere near the words "male contraceptive." I'm just sayin'
  • *jabs FYKshun*
  • Doctors! dear Doctors! My sperm won't swim! Tell me wot in hell is wrong with him! 'Are ye not a monkey?' he asked with glee and proceded to cut short my family tree.
  • "Only five out of seven monkeys recovered their fertility once the injections were stopped." Well that's not exactly great now is it...
  • I cripple my sperm cells by hiring a bunch of seedy bacteria to break their legs when they leave. It's expensive, but ultimately worth it, I think.
  • FYKshun, "jab" is British-speak for "innoculation." It's a very common word here. You can't step into the lift on your way to a fag break without hearing some minger nattering on about getting a jab. Hope that clears things up.
  • jacobw: Dude, speak English, would ya?
  • This sounds like good news to me! How grande it will be when men can take some responsibility for what their little guys are doing. *twinkle*twinkle*
  • I like your *twinkles*, Littlestar Oh yea, the rest of you keep your twinkles in your pants unless you want them jabbed at.
  • Beats the old snip-snip, what I say.
  • Jacob, okay, even overlooking the whole "jab" as a vicious, sharp punch, I don't see how talking about needles with relation the the aforementioned is a better alternative.
  • Monkey de-sires.