November 12, 2004

Winner in College Jeopardy 0wNZ Alex Trebeck d0 y0u 5p33K 1337?
posted by the humble abbott 20 years ago
  • CS Major at CMU.
  • eY3 d3W.
  • Excelent work with the straight face.
  • Shame he came across as such a prick during the show.
  • CS Major at CMU.
  • I've done some looking around and it seems the guy is a CS major at CMU.
  • I think I saw that guy at CMU, once; said something about being a CS major.
  • Hey, that's my cousin Frankie! He's a goat hearder from Cape Breton. Knits great sweaters.
  • Yesss! More leetspeek! I am not remotely CS, but I love this stuff -- huzzah!!
  • And no, I don't speak it, but I'm looking for a tutor :(
  • Stray, I think you're mistaken. I've heard that the guy is a CS major at CMU.
  • I think you're all mistaken. This is clearly the sort of thing a CS major at CMU would do.
  • |-|3'5
  • YOU'RE ALL IN ERROR. ALL OF YOU. He's clearly a Computer Science major at Carnegie-Mellon University.
  • No, He's a Pewter Seance Mayor at Carnage Glee-Melon Universal-Tee's. [Duh]
  • No dammit, he's a Christian Scientist at Chiang Mai University!
  • I love you guys.
  • I like melons.
  • *Has spewed tea egg all over nice newly-wiped screen*
  • I heard that he's a CMU major at CS.
  • Okay, I'll admit it. I don't speak that hipster language so I don't get it.
  • I am sure that someone will explain to me how this is more clever than a stoner writing "420" on something.
  • He's a Contemporary Sociology major at Central Michigan University?
  • bernockle, for what it's worth, the stupid giggle I got out of that would have been about the same if some stoner would have bid $420 on Final Jeopardy. But then, my sense of humor is twelve.
  • I understand he's a SeaAss from SeeEmYou?
  • But if you say "major CS" instead of "CS major", the meaning changes significently.
  • Yay, being twelve!
  • At least he didn't answer "All your base are belong to us."
  • I once wrote a keyboard wedge TSR in assembly that would automatically translate kepresses into w4r3z-speak (an early dialect of 1337-speak) when the num-lock key was on. Should I go slit my writs now?
  • i\'d |-|i7 i7
  • H0LY SH1T TH4T'S 3L1T3, N0M3N. I mean, that's really cool geekery.
  • Did he win? I saw him on the second last episode doing well, but missed the last.