November 11, 2004

• Fahrenheit II: The Search for Celsius
• I am indeed sorely disappointed. Where's my silver lining?
• Fahrenheit 9/11 pt2: This Time The Whole Movie Will Be Worth Watching And Not Just The Last 45 Minutes.
• Fahrenheit 2: Misunderestimate Me Now?
• Oh god, the smell of decomposing whale.....I remember it well. My Dad had an opportunity to dissect a whale, after it washed up dead. Let me say, the odour lingers. Makes a change, though, self destructing whale rather than the get blown up with explosives on the beach kind. Wiki entry.
• celsius 488.3333333. it's so obvious. (911 degrees farenheit converted to celsius)
• Oh, he's fat! I get it! HAHAHAHA!
• I don't care what he calls it, so long as the content is Cinemax-worthy.
• Or: Fahrenheit 9/11: Electric Boogaloo!
• Just to get the obvious out of the way: Farenheit 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo Farenheit 9/11: Farenharder Back to our regularly scheduled thread.
• D'oh! Preview! PREVIEW! >:(
• "Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2: Sounds Kinda Lame"
• Well, poop. I thought I was being incredibly, you know, wacky and stuff.
• Fahrenheit 9/11: Arafat Really, Really Dead This Time
• Fahrenheit 9/11.5
• How bout "Jeb in '08!"
• Farenheit 9/11: Farenharder TenaciousPettle wins.
• R Is For Rocket and Republicans
• Fahrenheit 9/1+1: There is Still No Terrorist Threat.
• The Illustrated Mandate
• I Sing the Body Politic.
• F911: Come on People, What's It Take?
• Farenheitrix 9/11
• Articles of Impeachment
• Farenheit 9/II: Doing Whatever It Take$ To Keep Me In The Headline$
• The Orwellian Candidate
• Fahrenheit 9/II: Revolutions
• F9/11: The Empire Strikes Back. F9/11: The Failure in Fallujah F9/11: Bigger, Badder, Faster, MORE! F9/11: Too Hot for TV! Fahrenhump 9"/11" (No, wait, that's the p0rn version). (Of course there's going to be a sequel. Bush signs Moore's checks. The longer he's in office, the richer Moore'll become.)
• F9/11: I Should GMOFWL.
• Actually, I think Orwellian Candidate sums it up perfectly. Good one, Pallas Athena.
• Fahrenheit 2: Judgment At Nuremberg
• "return of the insufferable, middle America-alienating choir-preacher?"
• Farenheit 11/02: Diebold with a vengence!
• Must Monkeyfilter now perpetuate that great internet trend of people calling into question their own intelligence by misspelling the word "Moron" in FPPs?
• You moran! U r teh sukc.
• ...but "moran" is teh ir0nix0r!!1!one Haven't you seen the picture?
• Earlier MM thread.
• Hmmmm... Fahrenheit 18/22
• h3y! Just b3c4us3 y00 sp33k st00pd int3rn3t l4ngu4ge, Do3sn7 m33n y0r dum i7 jus7 m33ns y0r G4Y!!!!! Y00 SUXXORZ!!!!
• Fahrenheit 2005: Iran
• My Pet Gloat
• Fahrenheit 20,000,000: N. Korea and Iran Vaporize Their Neighbors
• SPF 9/11: Another Film You Have To Watch To Be Kewl On Da Poli Blogs.
• Fahrenheit 51%
• Fahrenheit 90210: Another 'Fighting The Man' Flick By A White Guy
• Fahrenheit 3/11: It Worked In Madrid
• Fahrenheit 9/11 - I Got Your Mandate Right Here (said whilst grabbing crotch) I've never seen a MM movie, and on a personal level I don't like the loudmouth extremist propaganda artists. But seriously, michael savage, ann coulter and newt gingritch make MM look like a pleasant polite moderate, ffs. I'm glad we finally got one on our side. Any neocons complaining about his weight or the money he makes, kindly stfu.
• Fahrenheit 2004: The Daily Kos Ain't Got Shit On Me.
• Fahrenheit Fahrenheit: Don't Blame Me - You Paid To See This
• Fahrenheit 9/11: The Move To Canada
• Fahrenheiter: Noam Who?
• Farinheight 9/11: Bush Can't Spell For Shit, Either.
• Forginheit 9-11: The REAL National Guard Documents.
• Fahrenhearts 3: Purple
• U.N.Fahrenheit 9/11: The Return Of Koffi
• This just goes to show how dumb Republicans are. If they'd wanted to get rid of Michael Moore, they wouldn't have voted him more material!
• Smallish Bear: The extent that Moore is a propogandist is greatly exagerated by the right, and unfortunately echoed by the left. Most people seemed to have missed the central message of Bowling for Columbine (about the culture of violence, not about gun ownership) and Roger and Me is worth owning.
• Once again, you Monkeys have exceeded my expectations in your title ideas. Still, I didn't see anybody come up with the obvious "Fahrenheit 9/12", but the other takeoffs on Ray Bradbury titles were priceless. And I don't think a MonkeyBan is going to prevent "Moran" from becoming an internet meme. And, did somebody say GYOFWL? Maybe I should U*MOFWL... *update.
• Fahrenheit 2: Fahrenbalanced
• The Golden Apples of the Son
• Fahrenheit 9/11: Jihad On Jesusland
• Fahrenheit 119: I'm Really, Really Going To Get The Youth Vote Out To Vote This Time.
• FahrenBush 9/11: Fuck It, France Has Milder Winters Anyways.
• Actually, it seems the youth vote was got out. It's apparently just that all other sectors also got their votes out, so the percentages stayed the same. I was bitter about the apparent lack of youth voting at first, but now I'm just sad to see that the kids DID get out, and now will seem to be confirmed in their belief that it doesn't make a difference.
• Gesundheit 9/11: God bless my wallet.
• Actually, Moore's doing a co-production with Nickelodeon: "The Fahrenheit Odd-Parents".
• The Moron Chronicles?
• Fahrenheit Nein-One Won
• I don't care what he names it, as long as he makes it a musical this time. Oh, and have the lyrics and a bouncy ball on-screen, too.
• Monkey Karaoke Competition! You're on!
• Freebangs . . . ♫ Nothing more than . . Freebangs . . . ♫ Hopping through forget myyyyyyy . . . Freebangs abooooooovvveee!♫
• Now we know why they replaced you with Ringo Starr.
• Hey! How'd you do those ♫ symbols? I thought we were going to just stick to spades and hearts and shit.
• Oh, right. Like that. ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫. Gotcha.
• *slap!* Spread out, you chuckleheads!
• I saw "Sicko" yesterday. Worth seeing. I stick my thumb uppeth.
• Indeed. Easily his most mature work.
• [Spoiler alert] It's also fun (for a while, before you get buried by the vitriol) to read the twisted rationalizations behind Moore's donation to cover the medical bills of the guy behind moorewatch.com. It's seems to be impossible for them to admit that they had simply been bested. (At least there's a nice thank-you letter from the wife...) Also, they're sure to say that the money will not be given back, as it was a gift and not a loan. Which is true, but if you really disagree with the man and his purposes that much -- perhaps you shouldn't serve them by keeping the money, gift or not. Just sayin'.