November 11, 2004

• The real silver-fucking-lining is that drilling for all that cash won't threaten the environment any more. All the Arctic wildlife that would otherwise have been threatended with extinction will already have been wiped out. And it was all a conspiracy of the European Union.
• How do you rear a child who will someday have to face this?
• Only some kind of sadist would subject their children to "Waterworld." If you suspect someone you know may be considering showing "Waterworld" to a child, please call Children Protective Services immediately.
• Only some kind of sadist would subject their children to "Waterworld." Unless the kids are insomniacs.
• Turn down the brightness on your monitor, Nick, that's not a silver lining.
• Burning fossil fuels causes global warming. Global warming opens up new sources of fossil fuels. In engineering we call this a positive feedback loop, and it's never good when the goal is a stable system.
• What's cool is that I'll get to commute to work in a sailboat, instead of biking.
• Awesome!
• GREEDY FUCKERS! ugh, we deserve to drown...
• It's all part of the conspiracy.
• Yer gots yer choice, mate. It be Waterworld or Bartertown.
• Good thing I bought those water wings.
• Oooo - Bartertown! Bartertown! I want a chain mail outfit like Tina Turner.
• Election Over, McCain Criticizes Bush on Climate Change That must feel better.
• Melting Swiss Glaciers Threaten Alps
• Melting Glaciers Threaten World Water Supply
• Bush's slapdown for Blair on climate change
• Arctic nations agree to fight glacial melting. Deferring to US, group stops short of backing steps.
• Melting Permafrost Speeds Up Global Warming