November 11, 2004

Yassir Arafat is Still Dead!!! The news coverage of Arafat's impending death brought to mind an old Saturday Nite Live Bit. Am I the only who was reminded that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!!. Looks like I was not Alone.
posted by LokiSpeak 20 years ago
  • [this is garbage]
  • administrator, please hope me
  • What the hell was I thinking? I am giving my self a self-imposed one week ban. Sorry you had to suffer through this crap.
  • We live for bad posts, Loki, so chill the fuck my brother!!1!1!! We'll be turning this into a thread about them termites from outer space that live in middleclasstool's anus in no time flat.
  • So ... anyone hear about them termites from outer space what live in middleclasstool's anus? They're real ornery critters, what give him no end o' grief - keep him up a-nights too. Some say he should lure the varmints outta thar with cream cheese, or some kinda fruit cocktail. Me, I says blast 'em out.
  • wouldn't termites from outerspace in mid's anus, um, itch?
  • I resemble that remark.
  • I'm going to get my baseball bat.
  • If anyone at SNL is even pondering reviving that old joke, please don't let Tina Fey deilver it... PLEASE! (On a totally unrelated note, I somehow have become the #1 Google search result for the phrase "Tina Fey Gay" - and #10 at Yahoo/AltaVista)
  • actually, I heard the termites came from Uranus couldn't resist ... too tempting ... must resist hitting post ... too late :) the monkey gods may smite me for such sacrilege!
  • termites and anuses - perfect together.
  • One bannana up each nostril for two days. Then you may post again.
  • The bitch is first cloning nostril, then holding the ornery bastard down long enough...
  • I was going to say, we've only got one Nostril. Thanks for keeping it friendly here, btw. I'm calming down after the first Arafat thread a bit. :)