November 11, 2004

The Fantastic Four teaser trailer - Just what it says. The reason I link to a Google page is that the host site does not have a published link yet, & this is to avoid hotlinking. The link is there, just go do that voodoo that you do do so well. Seen @ Sensible Erection which is NSFW
posted by Nostrildamus 20 years ago
  • I sincerely hope they fill in those green screens before the movie is released - they really detract from the experience. Seriously though, looks pretty cool, if a bit (necessarily) cheesy. Thanks for the link, Nostrildamus.
  • They'll never be able to top the Roger Corman Produced Version. Seriously, if you can download this or find a copy on eBay, it's a laff riot. Apparently it was never meant to be released, just made to keep the rights or some such. There are copies floating around, and it is truly something to see. Clobberin' time, indeed.
  • What TP said. Seeing it for a)Dr. Doom's voice being muffled by his mask so that it is impossible to tell what he is saying, b)the human torch being anally raped by Doom's death ray, and c)Thing's awful, awful costume is worth whatever it takes to get your hands on it.
  • Y'know, I really lurves me some Fantastic Four, but think The Incredibles makes it really tough for this movie. Incredibles is really an almost-perfect FF movie already; the live-action movie runs the risk of looking really lame and explosion-y next to it. I'll still go see it, of course, because I am lame. Chiklis as Ben Grimm looks cool.
  • Grrrrrrr...can't seem to make it work. Help...?
  • Not a teaser trailer, btw... (Just an unfinished promo the studio really really wishes you didn't see. It used footage from Armageddon for temp effects, so who could blame them.)
  • Wow, that looks BAD. Think I'll be taking a pass.
  • I'll see it for no other reason than seeing Chiklis. From Curly to Vic to Grimm.
  • Perhaps inappropriate, but then I often am. I feel I must now announce that I would fuck Michael Chiklis' brains out in a second. Ok, really, I'm wanting to get in a nasty 'n' sweaty marathon of headboard-dentin' with Vic Mackay, but you get the idea. Cuff me Vic, you bad, bad cop, you...
  • "It's clobberin' time." Heh.