November 11, 2004

Cows With Guns!
posted by Gamecat 20 years ago
  • moooooooooooooooooooooooh
  • if I ever get a cow, i'm going to name it Cow Tse Tongue
  • Big John would approve. Well, probably not. But I do!
  • an oldie but a goodie.
  • damn good :) Just one small, wee complaint. Beady-eyed cows? The goddesses Lakshmi and Hera weren't given the epithets "cow-eyed" for nothing, you know. Cows got 'em real purty eyes.
  • That's very funny, but they seem to have some anatomy issues. For one thing, Cow Guru is a she, not a he.
  • awesome
  • Help! I can't stop mooh-ing!
  • If they outlaw guns then only cows will have guns.
  • In the genre of revolting livestock, it's no Sheep by Pink Floyd, but it's cute. Meek and obedient, we fall on his neck with a scream...
  • *applauds* (*waves at tracicle*)
  • cows with guns, what's next Stealth Cows?
  • Hey Pixel! I used to have the mp3 of this way back. I love it. And, of course, the chickens with choppers.
  • And from the mists of time, more armed animals
  • Watch out for the armored bears in the upcoming movie, The Golden Compass. You have been warned.
  • Cows got 'em real purty eyes. Unless they're planning evil deeds, and then they squint and you can see the hell-fire shining out. One time a 5-year-old black Angus bull charged past me and lifted my girlfriend and her 1300 lb horse off the ground and slammed her into a fence. His eyes weren't just beady, they had the demon Satan glaring outta them. He was due to go in the fall anyway, but that ended his last Summer of Luv right there.
  • These were not the average "contented" cows. They were cows born for trouble.