November 10, 2004

OOOK, so who wants to put this live-wire to their forehead? it'll help you remember better...I promise. (I can see it now: Monkeys the world over walking around with electrodes on their foreheads to promote memory and prevent double posting)
posted by Warrior 20 years ago
  • "What we think we're doing is changing the electrical environment of neurons and causing them to change their activity," Ha! Science was so backwards in the early 1900's! What's that?...oh....
  • "It's unknown whether chronically overdriving an impaired system might cause it to burn out faster," he said. Wow. Overclocking the brain.
  • Everybody wants to wear prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
  • "This process is so easy to miniaturize that it essentially becomes wearable," he said. "One day, a patient could be wearing it in a hat with the power source in a bucket" It doesn't sound very mini if you need to carry it in a bucket.
  • One day, a patient could be wearing it in a hat with the power source in a bucket And for the fashion conscious - remember: your bucket should match your shoes.
  • Will this help me find the remote for my VCR? on preview: Argh, you can replace the cans with buckets.
  • I had a room mate that took one of those fake tv remotes that shock the hell out of you and applied to his forehead. needless to say, he wasn't smarter afterwards. just dumber for doing it.
  • Maybe you're not smarter because you put these on yourself, but smarter for putting them on others. Like a relativity thing.
  • One day, a patient could be wearing it in a hat with the power source in a bucket And for the fashion conscious - remember: your bucket should match your shoes. and please people, no white buckets after labour day!
  • briank wins.